A Round Of Jokes

Fractions

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Kwan was sitting on a round wooden table, elbow resting with her cheek on her hand, eyes looking around with disinterest.

It's a late Wednesday, feeling stressed about school and the low grade she got in her Geometry quiz.

Truth be told, she didn't need that subject to live. She didn't plan on becoming a doctor, and she's not considering that option any time soon.

Her fingers on her other hand tap the surface restlessly, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Where was that boy?

Wait... was she actually looking for him? Sin Kwan what the heck is happening to you? That boy put a spell on you, yes. Yes he did.

It's all his fault, his doing, and his intention.

She should just leave.

"Going somewhere?"

She jumps without wanting to.

"And here I thought you loved me, Kwannie," he said again.

Kwan turns with an indignant look on her face, which only serves to highlight her features and make Jin catch his breath. Aish she's so pretty.

"Aigoo," he coos as he sits across her, "You've been waiting for me, how sweet." His face crumples, "How rude of me to keep a lady waiting. Would you want anything?"

Kwan merely shook her head, yet Jin still raised his hand and ordered two Sprites. The nerve of this guy... It was infuriating.

"There's a fine line between numerator and denominator," he casually remarks, though Kwan had been around him long enough to know he was throwing another one of those lame jokes.

A roll of the eyes was her only answer, along with the comment "Only a fraction of people will find that funny."

Jin's easy smile fell off his face to try and process the fact that she went along with his joke, and even answered with her own snarky one.

Though he hates to admit it, that was like the answer to his own joke. The actual-

But then he smirks, since he has a brilliant idea only fitting for a pun master like him.

"Do you know the name of the fighting style for fractions?"

Kwan looks at him with those captivating eyes of hers, and swiftly replies "I don't have to guess that it's partial arts."

They lock eyes with each other, before their lips pull up and their mouths open to accommodate their laughs.

Jin's famous squeaky laugh is heard, and this time Kwan really can't stop laughing. She giggles and guffaws, body slinking on the chair to catch her back. She can't stop and it's becoming harder to breathe with each passing second.

Jin adores the look on her face, especially when it's tomato red like that. She looks so friggin' cute! This must be the first time she laughed so hard like that.

Oh look; she snorted. It's still the cutest thing he's ever seen and heard. So precious.

Ahh he can't breathe. Both from the laugh and the fact that she's just too pretty when laughing.

Finally, when their drinks had almost lost their fizz, they calm down, light smiles on both their faces.

"That- was amazing!" she chirps, throwing out her hands and smiling so wide it made her teeth stand out.

Seokjin merely nods and hums, still dazed at the look on her face. He can't stop thinking about her, much more when they're together.

Kwan daintily sips her drink, and notices the boy smiling gently at the table.

She raises a brow.

"Why are you staring at the table like it's your lover?"

His gaze snaps back to her, and Kwan has to remind herself to breathe. He's so gorgeous like, what the heck?

He smiles disarmingly at her, before saying "Don't worry, the table will be invited to our wedding, if you want."

Even though she knew he was flirting again, she couldn't stop the blush spreading on her cheeks and ears. Why does he have to be so smooth? That is a blessing on his part, and a curse to whoever hears it.

"Stop that."

"Stop what?" She glares at him, though the effect was halved since her cheeks were still painted. "You should know that I never mess around with feelings. I'm a gentleman like that."

She's honestly surprised at that piece of revelation. But then again, in the short time she knew him, he never messed around with girls. He never threw pick-up lines like they were nothing, and Kwan was very sure he was sensitive to feelings of others, so he doesn't count as a playboy.

Looking at it in another view, it seems like he's implying that Kwan was the only girl he flirted with. Was that a good thing or bad? She can't tell.

She's never been flirted to before, so she doesn't know how to feel and what to do.

Perhaps her internal conflict showed on her face, because Jin was saying "You should feel honored, since you're the only girl I've flirted with. Like I said, don't overthink."

She meets his eyes, and it's to see him smiling kindly at her.

Feeling more at ease, she smiles back.

Ah sorry for not updating! So I found the first joke at pun.me, and then I saw 37+ best fraction jokes then the answer soo yeahh