Joke #1
Conversation Between Wife And Husband
Wife: How am I
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK
Wife: What
Husband: Adorable,Beautiful,Cute,Delightful,Elegant,Fabulous Gorgeous,Hot
Wife: Awww. What about IJK?
Husband: I'm just kidding
Joke #2
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Joke #3
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
That's all for Part One
