Highway to Thirty

Neontolights

Hey!

How you doin'

So, here's a message for your special day. (I can imagine you rolling your eyes and saying 'what else I'll be here for?!)

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Happy twenty seven! Seven! SEVEN! Sevensevensevensevenseven *shows seven fingers* Birthday.

I'm starting this message by quoting Mark Twain, "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter."

You're 27 and it's not a big deal, you can ask anyone's grandpa. Don't freak out. Don't feel sad. Don't feel you haven't accomplished anything. And if you're not, then my next words are for that point of your life if you ever will, which I hope you don't.

Never let negativity surround you. Never let any person outside wattpad tell you that you haven't done anything in your life. We are 100K+ and we know that you're doing wonders. Trust me you're doing great. And I know you will continue doing great. You're a goddam amazing writer. Your stories are action-packed, captivating, entertaining, awe-inspiring and I can literally write whole dictionary here (but I don't wanna waste your time).

And above all,

You're a King of Wattpad.

You should take a day off for yourself. Take a day off from all the BS of life. Close your eyes. Don't think anything. And just breathe. Inhale positive vibes and exhale worries.

Try doing something new.

It can be anything you know, it can be trying different cuisine (but don't be like Joey because Joey doesn't share food), trying different wines or trying new activities. You will find happiness in such small things. And sometimes small things lead to great things. May be you will find a stability of happiness?

But the point is, you need to explore. It will not just come to you.

I know, I know I'm nobody and I don't have any right to give my opinion on this topic. Moreover, it's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.

Disclaimer: Drama Ahead. Read at your own risk.

What I personally feel is best about you, is that you are not a male chauvinist. I read the message you posted for Women's Day, so heart-warming. Thank you *bows* Thank you for being a part of feminist. Every girl who knows you, now know that how she should be treated. And just so know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!

Quick Facts about this message:-

• Italic sentences are F.R.I.E.N.D.S quotes (some modified)

• I had to tell you this ^ because of my miserable writing *shrugs* come on man, not everyone can have perfect writing skills like you.

• I have never watched F.R.I.E.N.D.S, btw.

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If you didn't like it then e-mail me at www-dot-haha-not-so-much-dot-com.

I personally believe that you're never going to get over this message because you were never . . . under it.

Keep smiling or else scary ass clown will come to your birthday.

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THE END. . . (OF TORTURE)

neontolights