After about 3 more minutes into the drive to midnight Karma, things start to get wild again.
Neil: still driving
Me: back seat right
Chug: back seat left
Travis: back seat middle
Todd: trunk like an idiot and because the duck is in the front
"I have to pee" Todd
"Todd" everyone but him
"Oooh shit I really have to pee pull over"
"Nope we can't stop if we stop now we most likely won't get in to get a seat plus we're only about 2 minutes away if possible" Neil says
"How long is the drive?" Todd asks
"Just 2 minutes" I say
".....I'll hold it! Yep! I'm gonna hold it! Yep!....... no we gotta stop I can't"
"We're not stopping" Travis says
"Bro! Don't mmmm!" Todd says
"Just think about something els" I say
"Yeah" Chug says
"Like what?" Todd asks holding his head
"Like rainstorms" Neil says
"Or water falls" Travis says. I just laugh
"Exploding bladder" chug says
"That is not helping Bill Nye 2.0 not helping" Todd says freaking out a bit. I'm just laughing my ass off
"70% of my body is urine!"
"I'm going as fast as I can" Neil said
"Not really" Travis says
"I'm going as fast as I'm willing"
"Oh my god! I think I'm gonna cry! I'm gonna cry pee!" Todd says
"Oh my god" chug says while getting out an empty beer can "here pee in this" he hands it over
"No no no no" legit everyone but Todd and Travis
"You're not gonna pee in my car no you're not gonna pee in my car!" Neil says
"Hey! You want me to die? You want me to die?" Todd says while starting to piss in the bottle
"Oh my god" chug says
"Yes so good chug..." Todd says fucking with him
"Don't say my name" chug says Looking coward red faced
"Chug it feels so good.....uh I'm gonna need another can" Todd says
Everyone starts freaking out. Even the duck is peeping like crazy. I eventually find an empty can and hand it to him.
"Alright switching! Oh..." Todd says
"So gross" I say still laughing a bit.
"Ooooh! YES!" Todd says while finally fucking finishing.
"What's happening back there?" Neil says
Todd holds up both of the cans
"I'm Todd Morrison"
"Oh my god" I say while he almost shoves the cans in my face
"Nockfell High's marching band. Keg stand record holder. And now I'm pee in the car champion!"
"Todd"
"I'm the greatest I shook up the world!!"
The cans of pee spill on me Chug and Todd because Neil accidentally hits a bump. Everyone freaks out again. Chug looks like he's about to either cry or vomit and strangely I'm fine with all of this.
"Perhaps we should make one of those stops now" Todd says
"We're here..." Neil says
Everyone gets our awkwardly.
"Hey I can finally show everyone my man boobs" Todd says
"You know the rules piss boy no shoes no shirt no service" Neil says
"Dammit"
"So what do you expect us to do wear these shirts????" Chug says
"There's some shirts inside I'll go get Sal and tell him what happened" I say holding the box with the duck. I walk into the back of midnight karma. "Sal???"
"Oh hey you made it woah...what the hell happened?" He asks
"Well...we orphaned a baby duck by actually running over its whole family. Then Todd had to pee so he pissed into two cans. Then Neil hit a bump and now we need new shirts please"
Sal is trying his best to hold in laughs.
"Oh my god...." he hands me three shirts with the midnight karma logo on them.
"Thank you." I say as I head back outside "here" I hand over the shirts
"Oh fuck yeah I'm taking pink!" Todd says taking off his shirt and changing.
"Eh...I can rock purple" chug says while also changing. I just stand there not wanting to change in front of everyone.
"Dude you ok?" Travis asks. I just nod and not say anything.
"We're waiting on you little guy" Todd says.
"D don't look" I say putting the duck down.
Everyone roles their eyes and looks away. I quickly change as fast as I can into the blue shirt. With all my scars and stuff I just don't like people seeing me.
"Ok done"
"Hey larry if you need to talk about stuff we're here for you you know" Neil says
"Yeah Whatever you're going through we can help ok?" Travis says.
"And if that doesn't help then weed will!" Todd says
"Todd!!" Neil says
"Donkey!" Todd says
I just nod again and pick up the duck.
"Hey what are you gonna name it?" Chug asks
"Karma" I says smiling.
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Only Way Out
FanfictionWork in progress. But this is a swap au for sally face. This story may contain triggering moments not suitable for younger audience. Suicide, alcohol, abuse and many other mature themes will be involved in this story. Also yes there will probably be...
