It's been a year since the whole incident. We all kinda just got distant from each other. I was trying to get high school over with. Last year as a kid and all. I'm gonna be 18 soon. Sal will be 21. Chug is 19 already same with ash. Travis is 20 and maple is also 20. Neil and Todd are 21 and they have a baby now. Maybe I should make a group chat and make everyone go see the new baby....
Text chat:
Me: hey guys
Travis: oh my god I haven't texted you guys in so long!! My boys!! And girls of course
Chug: oh god how long has it been since we've all been in a group chat?
Maple: 12 years I swear. Oh chug I'm gonna be home soon you want anything?
Travis: a dildo maybe?
Sal: the fuck dude
Chug: hey Sal
Maple: there's the boy
Sal: sorry I was making cheesecake
Me: can I have some?..
Sal: dude of course
Neil: all of you need to fucking come here now!
Chug: why?
Me: do you guys not know?
Todd: Neil she won't move!! What do I do?
Neil: she's probably asleep babe
Todd: no she's not breathing!! Oh wait yeah she is never mind
Maple: who?
Ash: hey sorry for not responding guys I was busy
Travis: busy doing what? 😏😏😏😏
Ash: uh...buying stuff
Maple: what stuff?
Ash: stuff for Neil and Todd. You guys probably need to as well Megan is a handful
Sal: the fuck is a Megan?
Chug: yeah?
Travis: is it a chicken?!?!?
Me: oh my god Travis
Todd: no. Bros just come up all of you like shit we need it. Oh yeah!! Do you have any soft toys? Or blankets?
Neil: yeah she kinda got her favorite blanket full of vomit
Todd: heh just like her papa
Neil: you are disgusting....
Todd: yo lar bring your chicken nuggets I gotta see if she likes them!
Me: I don't think she can yet
Chug: I'm still confused what you are talking about
Maple: oh my god is it a baby?!?
Todd: come and find out
The group texting ends. I make the famous dinosaur chicken nuggets grab an old stuffed pig toy and go up to their apartment.
"Hey guys!" I say
"Shh she's sleeping" Neil says
"Nah she's awake now" Todd says bringing in the baby. I hold her for the first time and smile.
"Hi there little meggie..."I say. She just cuddles next to me and coos a bit. I start to cry.
"Isn't she great?" Todd asks
"She's perfect"
"Heyo I got cheeseca- "Sal says barging through the door but then getting interrupted by the cute baby. "Aw...hi there little guy or girl?"
"She's a girl" Neil says
"I mean I figured but why does she have a blue blanket wrapped around her?"
"Well why does larry have a skirt on?"
"....touché"
Next chug and maple show up
"Oh my god hi little baby!! Oh bring her here!" Maple says
"I'm gonna be honest I did not think it was actually gonna be a baby" Chug says
I hand Megan over to maple
"Oh my god I love her she's so small. Megan hi Megan" maple says cooing at the baby. Megan just laughs at her.
Next Travis and Ash come in.
"Baby!!! Oh my god!!" Travis screams. Everyone just shoooooooshes him everyone except for karma and well the baby.
"Sorry...assholes..."
"She's so...small..." ash says
"Well babies usually are" Neil says
"What made you two decide on a baby?" Sal asks
"Well some drugs crying then looking at orphanages for months" Todd
"Eh yeah something like that" Neil says
"Why does her hair have orange in it? Was her parents like that? Or?" Chug asks
"Nah I highlighted her hear with baby safe hair dye as soon as we got her" Todd says
"Jesus..."
"No it's Megan"
"Hey I know this is kinda out of subject but we all need to hang out again" I say
"Yeah go on a road trip or something" Travis says
"Let's go now" Sal says
"What?" Almost everyone be Sal
"Let's go on a huge road trip"
"Should we?" Chug asks
"I mean I'll have to close the shop for a while" Maple says
"And I'll have to skip out on the church babysitting. Oh shit wait fuck them! I'm in!" Travis says
"I'll have to ask my professor about it but I'm sure she'll say yes" Chug says
"I legit have nothing to do please bring me I'm desperate you assholes" ash says
"We're on vacation for a while with the new baby anyway so sure" Neil says
"Wait how old is she again?" Sal asks
"Eh about 11 months why?"
"Eh just asking"
"Well larry you in?"
I nod.
"You sure?"
"Yeah we need this"
Karma quacks
"And we're bring karma!"
Everyone laughs and agrees
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Only Way Out
FanfictionWork in progress. But this is a swap au for sally face. This story may contain triggering moments not suitable for younger audience. Suicide, alcohol, abuse and many other mature themes will be involved in this story. Also yes there will probably be...
