Only Way Out

Chapter 25 Suicide Bottles

"Well how are we gonna get away with this?" Donovan asks.
"I need Peroxide, bleach, rubber gloves, and the murder weapon. And I need it fast before everyone els wakes up" chug says.
"Uh yes sir?..." Donovan says getting up getting the materials.
"Alright first things first we gotta clean up all the evidence on this. Is this an ax????? Never mind we need to sterilize it instantly. And use gloves"
Everyone does so.
"Alright position it in his arms as if he was the one who did it"
"Ooooh were gonna make it look like a suicide" Neil says.
"I don't like this" Maple says
"We have not choice dear I'm not going to jail" chug says.
"I will..." I say
"You will not. I'll get you your meds in a sec just hang tight for now. Do I need to get karma or?" Sal says
"Don't bring the duck in here you'll bring the evidence closer to us if you do" chug says
"But he- "
"I don't care about him right now ok? I care about not going to jail now just listen to me for once and clean up!" Chug says angrily
"Can I touch it?" I ask
"Touch what???"
"The head. I've always wanted to touch a dead head before"
"You're messed up...but I do need it positioned a certain way so sure. Just use gloves"
"Cool"
"You're not freaked out by this??" Sal asks
"No not really. It's kinda cool actually. Knowing I did this"
"You didn't do it. Any of us could have done this!"
"Say that to the security tapes"
"Security what???" Chug asks
"I already watched them. And took them out on a dvd. You wanna see?" I say
"I'm gonna throw up" Travis says
"Don't!" Chug insists
"Please don't just uh...fuck in go in the back and check on soda and Megan. See if they're still alive" ash says
"Oh my god the baby!" Neil says getting up dragging both Travis and Todd away from the scene to go get their kids. I close the eyes on the decapitated head.
"There now he looks like he was depressed and wanting to do this" I say.
"Okay one chug how do you know so much about cleaning up after a murder. And two Larry are you okay?? You usually would freak out from these things. I know you said you're not scared but honestly dude are you in this reality or are you still drunk??" Sal asked concerned
"Maple calm him down please. Also I watch and read to many things. Also there. All we need is a note" chug says
"Can I do it?" I ask
"No we need someone who can probably rewrite any signature on this planet"
"Already got it down stole his wallet by the way. We needed the money but don't worry I used gloves" ash says writing on an old piece of paper.
After 10 minutes of getting everything done we head out. Everyone is dead silent in the car.
"Well nice to meet the family everyone" Donovan says. Megan just starts crying for a bottle.