It's 6:30 PM on a Saturday. We've all been driving for about 2 days now. We're finally in Texas and very close to the beach. Everyone was just quiet today. Then again we're exhausted. That and everyone was just pissy yesterday. Maybe I should-
"You didn't bang her?" Todd asks on the phone with someone
"What?" Travis says
"You didn't bang her?? What are you gay?!?you are?... Well shit man I didn't know. Wait you're in Texas? Oh hell yeah meet us at a bar please! Fuck yeah! See you there!" Todd says
"Uh what?" Neil asks
"We gotta go to this bar!" Todd asks
"What bar???"
"The Mary's Stained Blanket Bar"
"The Mary's Stained Blanket Bar? That's a long ass name"
"Yes!"
"Where the hell is that??" Ash asks
"In Texas!" Todd says messing with the GPS
"Todd some of us aren't 21 yet..." chug says
"Oh shit yeah....well hold up let me get out a 3D printer" Todd says while crawling into the back
"Dude why did you bring a 3D Printer????"
"You never know when you need it. Ok I need to edit some shit hold up. Ok and that then that and boom done! Ok printing.....nnnnnnnow!!! Now!! Ok chug here" Todd says then throws a new license to chug.
"No wait what the fuck no I'm not taking this!! This is illegal!" Chug says
"Nah it's fine and now Travis here" Todd says then throws the license to him. Travis catches it and says "ooh nice!"
"Larry" Todd throws one to me.
"O oh...ok we're actually doing thi- you...you put my face without the mask..." I say
"I have to bud I'm sorry but that's how these stupid things work. Ok ash here you go" Todd says and hands it to ash
"Thanks woah wait the gender is wrong..." ash a says
"No it's not it says male right?"
"Yeah..." ash says then smiles "thanks"
"Aaaaand maple" Todd says then hands it to her
"Thank you" maple says
"Alright we are all 21 now!"
"What about me?..." soda says
"Shit what are we gonna do with you and the baby..." Neil says
"Bring then with us say we couldn't find a babysitter" Todd says
"Um no we need to find a babysitter if we're getting wasted"
"Wait guys won't I need an ID" Sal asks
"Uh no" Todd says
"Uh yeah I'm 20 my birthday isn't until the 28th"
"Uh Sal look at the calendar" I say.
Sal does so then says "It...it's my birthday"
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Only Way Out
FanfictionWork in progress. But this is a swap au for sally face. This story may contain triggering moments not suitable for younger audience. Suicide, alcohol, abuse and many other mature themes will be involved in this story. Also yes there will probably be...
