It's 9:45 am and I finally wake up.
"Ugh what happened last night" I ask
"The best damn blow job in history" Sal says half naked
"Wait what?"
"Yeah we had sex hot shot"
"W we did?..."
"Yeah you don't remember?"
"Eh..I mean I remember throwing up"
"Damn that sucks that you don't remember..."
Suddenly the door slams open.
"You two!" Neil says angrily
"Sup Neil?" Sal says
"You two own me-" he looks at the ticket "$500"
"$500???? For what??" Sal asks
"For having sex in my damn car!"
"I don't have that kind of money!"
"N neither do I I'm sorry..." I say tearing up a bit
"Well better fucking find someway to get it then" Neil says
"Ok ok that's enough goddam you idiots don't ever read the ticket do you?" Ash says
"Yeah its a fake ticket damn" Travis says
"It...it's fake?" Neil says then reads it over as his face gets red. He inhales then exhales and whispers to himself "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10" then he calms down and walks away.
"Thank god..." Sal says
"I really didn't have that much money..." I say
"We know lar"
"I'm sorry..."
"We know lar"
Everyone eventually packs up and gets into the car.
"That thing sure is small..." soda says
I just pull my shirt down over my crotch and say "C can someone please get me some pants? Or at least a skirt?"
"The hell kid it's not small! It's average" Sal says defensively.
"Eh its small" Travis says
"Pretty damn small" Chug says
"Why are all of you looking at his dick?" Neil says as he throws two skirts with built in shorts to us. Sal and I instantly put them on.
"Because were bored and interested in it" Travis says
"I don't look half bad in a skirt" Sal says
"Yes you do" Chug says.
"Like you would look any better" Travis says
"Yeah I would talk Chug your ass just doesn't rock them" ash says
"Neil hand me one!" Chug insists. Neil does so and Chug puts it on and asks "you were saying?"
"Well bitch I need one now!" Travis says
"Fuck yeah skirt boys! Oh uh and girls" Todd says
"And girl..." ash says
"Wait what??" Sal ask
"Uh yeah...I uh please just call me ash now instead of Ashley I guess is what I'm saying"
"Well fuck yeah man of course we'll call you ash"
"If my mom knew I'd die..."
"Well what she doesn't know doesn't hurt her"
"FUCK I FORGOT TO TELL MOM!!!" I scream
"What????"
"I forgot to tell mom oh fuck oh fuck!"
"How do you forget to tell your mom???" Neil asks
"Just call her and tell her" Maple says
"No that'll make it worse!" Sal says
"Well she'll call the police on him if she doesn't" Todd says
".....let her" I say
"What??" Everyone but me soda and Megan say
"Let them chase after me I don't care I'm done with her anyway. I've had to take care of myself ever since dad died what's the difference of me being with her or alone?" I says
"Dude are you sure?" Sal asks
"Yeah. I'm ready"
....all of a sudden you hear Fifteen Minutes by Mike Krol.
"I had to" Travis says
Everyone laughs and jams out to it.
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Only Way Out
FanfictionWork in progress. But this is a swap au for sally face. This story may contain triggering moments not suitable for younger audience. Suicide, alcohol, abuse and many other mature themes will be involved in this story. Also yes there will probably be...
