( This chapter is a pre chapter for the chapter call "The Bloody Bar." I was rereading the whole fanfic and noticed that there wasn't much context to that chapter so here it is everyone! They're will also be more chapters possibly explaining the bar part soon I promise. )
"The Stained Blanket Bar huh?...sounds uh..." I say.
"Sounds kinky!!" Travis says
"Travis!" Ash says
"What?? It does! It sounds like someone fucking a bla- "
"Oh my god shut the fuck up there's children in the car" Neil says
"Just a baby and a 7 year old who knows all about this stuff anyway!"
"That might be true but what if Megan catches on and says the word- "Neil says but gets interrupted.
"FUCK!" The little tiny Megan says.
"Fantastic..." Neil says
"Hell yeah she said fuck that's my girl" Todd says
"Todd no" Neil says
"I've never even drank before...are you guys sure it's ok with all of my meds?..." I say
"Just get light drinks like uh...shit I don't know of any honestly" Sal says
"Jägermeister! That one is good for people who are health-conscious. It has a bunch of herbs in it that's good for digestion and it's 35% alcohol so there's not much in it. Another one you can do is a daiquiri it has even less alcohol in it with a 20% alcohol content in it. It's like a smoothie with rum in it. It's a favorite of mine" chug says
"Ooh me to" travis says
"If you don't like that and want something savory and spicy then try Bloody Mary. It has has a 10% alcohol content in it. It's just spicy V8 juice with vodka in it and hot sauce if requested. Sometimes they can make it with just regular V8 and vodka but it's spicy in my opinion"
"Mmm spicy mamas I like"
"Travis I swear to god" ash says. Travis gasps and says "oh my god you finally swore to god I'm so proud of you!" Travis then gets smacked a bit on the arm by ash.
"Oookay ignoring you two clearly lovebirds uh. Irish cream! That ones good. It's has a 17% alcohol content. It is made of Irish whisky cream and some other little things. It's usually served with coffee but you can get it just as it is or mixed with something" chug says
"Oh fuck yeah donavan is gonna love that one!" Todd says.
"We'll he is Irish..."
"Ooooh Irish boy" travis says
"Right I forgot you guys didn't meet him yesterday. He's a scrawny white boy with purple kinda shaggy ish hair with bight green eyes and freckles" Neil says.
"His shlong was poppin a big not gonna lie" Todd says
"Todd seriously?"
"Well it was!"
".....end of story we're almost there"
".....All of these things sound so good but I'm afraid my stomach won't handle it...other than the Jägermeister that is..." I say
"You'll find something babe" Sal says
"And if you do happen to puke it's ok. Everyone kinda does the first time they get wasted" ash says chuckling nervously a bit.
"I don't wanna puke..." I say
"Well maybe you won't. We're not pressuring you to drink lar we just kinda want you to have fun is all" Sal says
"Yeah we'd never pressure you to do anything you don't really want to even if we accidentally do. We know your limits" ash says
"Not all of them..." I say
"It's ok. Heck if you want just order a virgin drink" Sal says
"But I'm not...a virgin..." I says
"None of us are" travis says
"Wait what?? I thought you were a" Sal changes to a mocking tone "Christian boy. No sex before marriage. Much be holy. God lives his baby children" Sal says then changes back to his normal voice.
"Dude I'm gay. I've fucked multiple people during my church camp trips. Why do you think people go to those? To learn about Jesus and make bracelets? No they go to fuck! And learn about Jesus but mainly to Fuck!! But honestly none of them were very good. I had to be the top....sucked ass" travis says.
"Hmm nice to know that last part" ash says
"Wait what?"
Ash winks at travis which makes him blush a bit.
"Gross" soda says.
"Oh you're actually listening to us um I didn't know this..." ash says
"I got bored...can I drink to??" Soda asks
"Hmmm no sorry" Neil says
"Why not???"
"Well 1: your a ghost I don't think you can eat or drink anything. 2: you're a child. While all of us are closer to 21. 3: someone needs to help watch Megan and the duck" Chug says
"Uuggghhh!!! But I wanna drink!!" Soda says groaning.
"We'll see ok?" Sal says
"Fine..." soda says crossing her arms.
"We're here" Neil says
"Finally!!!" Everyone says
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Only Way Out
FanfictionWork in progress. But this is a swap au for sally face. This story may contain triggering moments not suitable for younger audience. Suicide, alcohol, abuse and many other mature themes will be involved in this story. Also yes there will probably be...
