Only Way Out

Chapter 20 wake up call

It's 9 am on a Saturday. Everyone is now waking up.

"What time is it?" Neil ask just not waking up
"9 am...I am not driving today and I need 3 mocha double shot espressos stat please and thank you!" A sleep deprived Chug says
"Did you not sleep bro?" Todd asks
"No. No I did not"
"Where's ash and Travis?" Neil asks
"They went to get breakfast like 2 minutes ago"
Both ash and Travis barge into the room.
"Guys the boys did it" ash says
"Did what?" Todd asks
"What boys?" Neil asks
"Oh just the non virgins asleep half naked in your car! Oh also you got a ticket for "engaging in lewd or dissolute conduct in a public place'" Travis says
"I mean I knew they would- WAIT WHAT??? A ticket??? Are you kidding me???"
"No we're not...I'm sure they'll help pay for it" ash says
"I'm gonna kick their fucking asses!!!"
"I think their asses are already hurt enough" Travis says
"Shut it 60s highlighter!!! Ugh!! I'm already having to pay so much for Todd and the baby now I gotta pay off this???" Neil says
"Oh come on it's not worse than what we did a few months ago. It wasn't that expensive to pay off was it?" Todd asks
".....I guess not but still they are giving me the money. End of story"
"Deal"
"60s highlighter?...what?..." Travis asks
"You're head it's yell- OH SHIT! When did you dye your hair???" Neil asks
"Last night. Soda and I help him. Chug did as well but not really. He kinda just explained what to do" ash says
"It looks good" Todd says
"I like the pink" soda says
"Well good morning miss press" Neil says
"Morning" soda says as she walks up to the pop up baby crib "is that all she does?"
"No she likes to play a lot and crawl but mainly she sleeps yeah"
"Why?"
"Because she's a baby she's not strong enough like you are yet do to anything els" ash says
"Well actually-"Chug says but gets interrupted
"Don't try explaining things to a 7 year old"
"I'm 11 so shut the fuck up" soda says
"Wait really?"
"No but the video was funny"
Then the tiny bean baby wakes up. Neil picks her up and says "Good morning sleeping beauty"
"Don't you mean stinky beauty? She smells bad"
"Yeah...she does need a diaper change. Hey todd where's the-"
"I got it" Todd says grabbing Megan and changing her on the pull out couch bed.
"Sooo what does engaging in lewd or dissolute conduct in a public place mean?" Soda asks
The room goes quiet expect for Megan's cooing.
"Well uh..." Neil says
"You see uh..." ash says
"When two people uh..." Travis says
"They uh well it's complicated but um" Chug says
"Basically they fucked where people saw them" Todd says
"Like pornhub?" Soda asks
"Sorta but more outside instead of on the internet" Todd says
"Ok"
Everyone but Todd Megan and soda just sit there with the shocked pikachu face.
"I What...when did you?...how? what?" Neil says stuttering
"I died at age 7...you learn a lot as the years past" soda says
"True..." ash says.
"Did you guys get breakfast?" Chug says trying to change the subject
"We were but then we saw tweedledick and tweedleass" Travis says
"Ok...."
"Damn I'm hungry..." Todd says.
"Same..." everyone but soda and Megan
"Well maybe we should get ready and just drive to a McDonald's or something" ash suggests
"Sounds good to me but I'm just warning you. I will yell at Sal and Larry" Neil says
"Deal" everyone but Soda says