Brooklyn Nine-Nine

10 | Africa & Retreats Pt. 1

Hoseok let out an ear-piercing scream one afternoon in the precinct. The officers were all unfazed except Yoongi, who was the reason he screamed.

"Madeline decided to become a man?!" Hoseok exclaimed. "Was I that bad of a boyfriend?"

Yoongi looked annoyed. "What are you on?"

"You said she was revealing her gender!" Hoseok yelled, grabbing Yoongi by the shoulders.

Yoongi paused. "Her baby's gender."

Hoseok didn't say anything.

"It's a girl," Yoongi added for clarification.

"Why do you talk to Madeline?" Jungkook asked, brows raised. "That's Sarge's ex-girlfriend."

Yoongi lifted his brows back in response. "I like starting shit. What's it to you?"

Hoseok turned pale, ignoring their side conversation. "Madeline's pregnant... with a baby..."

"What do you think she's pregnant with, Sarge? The Captain?" Jin retorted, speaking up after eavesdropping in on their conversation.

"Can you not involve me in this?" Namjoon spoke up from the break room. "However, I think I do have a solution to this." He walked over to Hoseok and turned to face him and the other officers. "Officer Kim just sent me an invitation to visit the resort he's working at in Africa."

"What the fuck is Taehyung doing in a fucking resort in fucking Africa?" Yoongi asked.

Namjoon shot him a glare. "Language," he warned.

"Yeah, that was English," Yoongi replied.

"Well, I'm going," Namjoon said. "I thought it could be a good trip for all the officers in terms of bonding, so let me know if you'd like to come along."

Jimin's hand shot up faster than lightning. "Me! I'm coming!"

"I'm not surprised," Namjoon replied.

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The officers met up at Namjoon's house after work, looking intimidated by their surroundings. Jungkook, for one, stayed well away from the backyard and made sure Namjoon's nephew wasn't home.

"Are we allowed to just take a week off—" Jimin started but got cut off by Jin's hand clamped over his mouth.

"Breathe," Jin warned, "and you die."

"Did we all seriously bring the same exact suitcases?" Yoongi asked, looking around at all the identical black suitcases.

"Well, that's a problem," Jungkook mumbled.

"Alright, how are we gonna make sure our clothes don't get mixed up?" Namjoon asked.

"I'll put a sticker on my carrier!" Hoseok said happily.

"Oh, I know!" Jimin raised his hand. "We have different clothes."

Namjoon stared at him for a long time before moving on. "Jungkook, any suggestions?"

"I got it," Jungkook said. "Uh..." Jungkook thought for a long time, rubbing his chin. "Uh..."

"Bitch, my dick's about to fossilize. Can you hurry the fuck up?" Jin pressed.

Namjoon sighed heavily. "I'm just gonna get us some tags."

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"I have to sit next to you in an airplane for fifteen hours?" Jimin asked in disbelief when Jungkook put his backpack on the seat next to his. He turned to Jin who was in the seat behind his. "Save me."