Phan One Shots

~ S.O.S ... In 5 Minutes!

S.O.S. ... In 5 Minutes!

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Summary: Dan and Phil used to be friends but then Dan became a player. They are paired together on a camping trip only to be left behind on their own and wait for staff to return. Smut ensues.

Warning: None

"Hurry up campers, the sun will be going down in two hours so we want as much time put here as possible!" Mr Bennett announced cheerily. There was a small chorus of groans which he ignored and continued to march along the beach side.

Dan was near the back of the group with his friend, Chris, with one arm draped over a blond girl's shoulder, Cindy. "Ugh, these school trips are bullshit, who wants to sleep on the ground?" Dan huffed to his friend Chris. Cindy nuzzled into him more, trying to gain his attention and twirl a lock of hair round her finger but Dan ignored her and continued to talk to Chris.

"Oh come on man, if you weren't here then you'd be stuck at home on the internet." Chris pointed out.

"My point exactly!" Dan replied, exasperatedly. Cindy then rolled her eyes and detached from Dan's arm, although Dan seemed unfazed by the action. He had already made out with her in the boy's toilets so she wasn't of any use until later.

"Why do you even tolerate her? She's annoying, whiny and clingy." Chris scrunched up his nose in distaste. 

"She's good for a quick fuck and that's it." Dan smirked.

"You are such a man-whore." Chris sighed, shaking his head. It was true, Dan slept with a lot of the girls and sometimes he was a bit cocky about it but most of the time he was pretty decent ... with Chris anyway. 

"I try." Dan smirked for a second time.

"What do you see in him?" Phil asks, annoyed. His friend, Carrie, had just said she had a crush on Dan Howell and Phil immediately thought it was a bad idea. Carry was in a year below him, as well as Dan and he liked to think he looked out for her like a little sister. 

"He's gorgeous, he's quite nice once you get to know him and quite smart too." She listed off, looking dreamy.

"Okay so he's attractive ... he'll hump and dump Carrie, that's what man-whores like him do. Stay away from that dickhead." Phil warned.

"What is your problem with him? You seem to have strong feelings against him, why is that?" Carrie accused. Before Phil could reply, his other friend, PJ, jumped in. 

"They used to be best friends then Dan turned into a douche and left him." He filled in, making Phil shoot him a glare. PJ was in the same year as Phil and was his best friend but there was a downside to him knowing almost everything about Phil.

"Really?!" Carrie exclaimed, looking beyond shocked. Phil sighed and nodded, although he felt twice as angry as he felt a few minutes prior. "How d-"

"Right class I'm going to split you off into pairs, one from 5th year and one from 6th year." The teacher announced. Phil hoped it would be Carrie because he didn't like the younger ones very much, a little too cocky for his liking.

"Ugh, I don't want to go with the 6th years, they make you feel like a child ... although, Jenna's in that class." Dan grinned.

"Oh come on Dan, she's way too mature for you!" Chris laughed.

"Is not." Dan argued but Chris just shook his head, still smiling. They waited impatiently as the teacher read out the names.

"Carrie and Joe,