Phan One Shots

~ Completely Platonic

Completely Platonic

Words: 7283

Summary: Dan loves PJ. Phil loves Chris. Chris and PJ are a couple. Dan and Phil pretend to date ... but things don't go to plan.

Warning: FLUFF OH MY GOD SO FLUFFY! :D

Dan gazed longingly at him.

His vibrant green eyes.

His chestnut curly hair.

His flawless face.

His dazzling smile.

He was everything Dan wanted and more. He was creative, funny, beautiful, kind and generous. Who wouldn't want this man as their boyfriend?

PJ Liguori. A fine piece of Italian ass.

Dan's eyes followed his lips as he spoke continuously about an awkward experience he'd had ... not that Dan was listening. He was too busy gazing upon the pink lips he desperate wanted to taste, to love, to bite-

"DAN!" Phil yelled, waving a hand in front of his face.

Dan jumped and looked at Phil wide eyed. "What?" Dan asked in irritation.

"You zoned out, did you even hear anything PJ was saying?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

Dan blushed. "Oh, no ... sorry PJ." Dan smiled in embarrassment.

"No problem, it wasn't that interesting anyway ... but there is something important I wanted to tell you guys." PJ added, biting his lip.

"Never stop biting that sexy lip of your PJ." Dan thought.

"What is it?" Phil asked. PJ looked at Chris, still nibbling on his lip. Chris smiled and nodded. Dan didn't notice this interaction however, he was too busy dreaming of their wedding.

"Um well ... Chris and I have been ... well, we've been dating for two weeks now and we just wanted to tell you that we're a thing." PJ smiled shyly. Dan's head shot up out of his palm, staring wide eyed in shock. 

Phil gawped. He felt his heart sink in his chest. Phil fancied Chris, he'd always like him from the beginning. He loved his humour, his dirty mind, his face, his hair, his everything. When PJ's lips met Chris's he felt his heart shatter and a helpless feeling washed over him. He hid behind a smiling mask, congratulating them.

"Congrats guys." Phil smiled, getting up and hugging them both. He turned to Dan who still seemed to be in shock.

"Dan? Come on it's not that surprising, it must have been obvious that we'd liked each other." Chris chuckled, fingers entwining with PJ's.

Dan felt like screaming and kicking and crying like a toddler. PJ loved Chris? Dan felt his world crumbling to tiny pieces, hopes and dreams of their future and tasting those lips, dying then and there. However he snapped out of it, he wouldn't let them see his hurt. 

"Sorry, sorry. It's just so s-sudden. Congratulations." Dan laughed anxiously and repeated Phil's action of giving them a quick hug each. 

The rest of the afternoon was spent trying not to vomit every time PJ and Chris kissed or said anything cute to each other. When no one was looking Dan and Phil would scowl at their clasped hands or glare when their lips made contact. 

"Well we have to go." Chris announced.

"Best news I've heard all day." Dan thought grumpily. Phil showed them out  and Dan called a quick bye over his shoulder but made sure he was busy on his phone so he wouldn't have to face them. He felt relieved when he heard the door shut although a lot sadder. He felt like he needed a shoulder to cry on and what better person than his best friend Phil? He just wanted to eat junk food and watch Netflix with one of his favourite people. The thought already made Dan feel better and he jumped to his feet in search of Phil since he didn't return.