Phan One Shots

~ Mr & Mr Lester

Mr & Mr Lester

Words: 5331

Summary: Dan and Phil are secret agents but neither of them know the other is. (inspired by Mr & Mrs Smith)

"DAN! HONEY I'M HOME!" Phil called through the house. Dan grinned; he jumped to his feet and ran towards the door. As soon as he saw Phil he jumped and wrapped himself around him. "Whoa! Nice to see you too." Phil chuckled and wrapped his arms round Dan. Dan snuggled into his shoulder, happy to be there.

"It's about time, aren't you a little late?" Dan scolded, unlatching from Phil and sliding his fingers between the other's. Phil smiled sheepishly.

"Got held up at the office." Phil explained. Dan's eyes narrowed onto a cut on his cheek. 

"How'd you get that?" He asked suspiciously.

"What?" Phil asked. Dan reached up and brushed his fingers across the cut making Phil wince in the slightest. 

"That." Dan spoke seriously.

"Oh, I-I was just being clumsy as usual. Nothing to worry about." Phil assured, clutching Dan's wrists.

"You-"

"Nothing to worry about! You worry too much Dan, it's seriously nothing. Now lets get settled shall we?" Phil asked, changing the subject and walking into the living room. Dan stood in the hallway, eyes narrowed after Phil retreating form. Dan gave him one last glance before shaking his head and following Phil into the living room. 

"How was work?" Dan asked as he set about finishing dinner. 

"Not bad, and you?" 

"Nothing exciting." Dan shrugged but when his back was turned he smirked a little. He was about to speak up again when his watch beeped a little. Dan's heart beat quickened and he tensed up.

"That a timer?" Phil asked curiously. 

"U-uh yeah. Can you get the chicken out the oven? I need to pee." Dan chuckled and walked out the room, hoping Phil didn't pick up on his anxiety. Dan went past the bathroom and into their office, closing and locking the door. He rolled up his sleeve and clicked the button on the side of his watch. 

The digital time on the screen vanished and a bunch of information about a new target flashed on screen. Dan bit his lip, Phil would get suspicious if he left in the middle of the evening, he'd need a good excuse. He sighed and unlocked the door, he was looking forward to a quiet evening with his boyfriend. 

"Um, Phil!" Dan exclaimed, a little urgently. Phil looked up from the sofa. 

"Yeah?"

"Th-there's been an emergency at work. I really need to go! I'm so sorry babe, I'll be back as soon as I can alright?" Dan spoke in a hurry, rushing to the front door. 

"But Dan! Are you sure they need your help? Surely someone else can cover for you?" Phil whined as he watched Dan pull his shoes and jacket on. In reality Phil was a little suspicious, it's not like Dan haden't done it before and that's why he was so curious. Dan worked as a journalist and sometimes needed to dash out to cover stories but there were other people who could cover for him, right? Phil sighed, Dan was always dedicated to his work, maybe that was the reason. That didn't stop Phil being suspicious however.

Although, Dan could have secrets if he wanted to. It would just be nice if he could trust Phil enough to tell him. Phil sometimes thought Dan was seeing another guy but Dan acted so nice and so genuine that he refused to believe it. With these thoughts lingering he stepped forward as Dan reached for the door handle.