According to you
I'm stupid
I'm useless
I never do anything right
According to you
I'm difficult
So hard to please
Can't make a decision
I'm a mess in a dress
Who never shows up on time
Even if it would save my life
At least according to you
But according to her
I'm beautiful
Wonderful
And she can't get me out of her head
According to her
I'm funny
Irresistible
Everything you said you wanted
Everything is so opposite
I don't know what to believe
According to you
Or according to her
Cause she is
into me
For everything I'm not
At least according to you
Because according to you
I'm boring
I'm moody
You say you can't take me anywhere
According to you
I suck at telling at jokes
I'm emotional
Like I'm always on my period
I'm the girl
with the worst attention span
You are the boy that puts up with it
At least according to you
But according to her
I'm beautiful
Wonderful
And she can't get me out of her head
According to her
I'm funny
Irresistible
Everything you said you wanted
Everything is so opposite
I don't know what to believe
According to you
Or according to her
Cause she is
into me
For everything I'm not
At least according to you
I want to feel appreciated
Cause I hate myself
And I see it in her eyes
It makes me feel so woozy
But according to me
You are stupid
You are useless
You never do anything right
And according to her
I'm beautiful
Wonderful
And she can't get me out of her head
According to her
I'm funny
Irresistible
Everything you said you wanted
Everything is so opposite
I don't know what to believe
According to you
Or according to her
Cause she is
into me
For everything I'm not
At least according to you
According to you
I'm stupid
I'm useless
And it's poisoning my brain
