The Bad Boy's Best Friend (Wattpad Version)

What the hell?!

Damien

I awoke feeling like shit. Drinking ten beers will do that do you; add in some shots, and yeah, you're drunk. I rubbed my face as I looked over to see a chick next to me. What in the hell? Then I lifted my blanket and found myself naked. I don't remember hooking up with someone last night, then again, I don't even know how I got home.

I dropped the covers and sat up as I leaned over and gently shook her.

"Hey, you need to wake up," I said as she turned and my eyes widened. "Ahhhh!" I yelled, startling her.

"Ahhhh!" She yelled back as I scrambled out of bed and grabbed a pillow covering my junk.

"What the hell are you doing in my bed?" I exclaimed.

She sat up and stretched. "Well, I was sleeping until you rudely interrupted my dream of different kinds of ice cream," she yawned.

"But you're naked!" I yelled.

"Yeah, and so are you. What's your point?" She asked me with a strange look.

I thought about it for a minute.

"Did we, you know, do anything?" I whispered.

"Oh, do you mean like, you know, fuck?" She replied in a whispered.

"Uh, yeah," I said, trying to figure out what I wanted to say. Right now, I was having some difficulty.

She rolled her eyes. "No, you're snooker, and I just took off your clothes. You also snore, a lot. Hello, dying bear," she said as she made a horrible sound. I gave her an annoyed look. "It was late, I told the creepy Uber driver to get lost, so I crashed here. I prefer to sleep naked to prevent infection, plus I hate clothes, they're too restrictive."

"Then how about you get dressed and get the hell out of my room?" I asked her.

"How about you be a little grateful, considering your pals were busy and I was the only available person to come get you. By the way, do you realize you are dead weight when you're drunk, and you talk a lot?" She mentioned as my eyes went big.

"Something about some chick, that you wouldn't mind banging and been having some sexual fantasies about, whatever the hell that means," she rolled her eyes.

"I was drunk. How the hell would I know what I said?" I said to her.

I watched as she turned around and started dressing. I glanced over to see her naked back and wondered what the rest of her looked like naked. After she pulled a shirt over her head and covered herself, she pulled on her pants. She stood up and turned to me. Damn it, why couldn't she had turned around before she finished getting dressed. Wait. What?

"I'll be out in the kitchen, getting food, because I'm hungry," she said as she left my room.

I looked around and grabbed a pair of sweats, then pulled them on me. I walked out of my room as there was a knock at the door. I sighed as I answered it, only to have one of my hookups be standing there. That was one time I wish I would have been sober with a chick.

She waltzed in and threw her arms around my neck. "Oh, sugar, momma needs some loving," she cooed as my face contorted in disgust.

I removed her arms from my neck. "No offense, but I'm good."

"Oh, you don't mean that," she said as she walked her fingers up my bare chest; gag.

"I do. You're nothing, but a hump and dump," I remarked as she and I went back and forth. My morning keeps getting better and better.

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Ramona

I stood in the kitchen, leaning with my back against the counter while I ate my cereal as I listened to Damien try to tell this hoe to back off. He was failing with mass proportions. Rocco would have told her to fuck off. For a bad boy, Damien sucks ass.

Guess I should help the poor sucker out with his problem. I set my bowl down, swallowed my food, and strolled over to them.

"Excuse me," I interrupted them.

"Who you?" She asked me with a nasty tone.

"Well, first it's who are you, not who you, that makes you sound stupid. Second, you're a hoe who probably slept with teachers to pass only to drop out of school," I replied, pissing her off and making Damien laugh.

"I'm going to wipe the floor with you, you stupid bitch!" She yelled at me as she pushed up her sleeves. I rolled my eyes as I hauled off and knocked her on her ass. Then I brushed my hands together.

"Ow! You broke my nose!" She cried like the little bitch she indeed was.

"Oh, did I? Guess you won't be needing a nose job. Now run along before I break it again," I shooed the bitch as she got up and left. I turned to Damien, "You suck at being a bad boy." I walked past him and went back to my bowl of cereal.

Damien sighed as he walked back into the kitchen and grabbed a bowl, joining me.

"I don't get it," I said in between bites, "Rocco and Jagger have no issue telling people to go fuck themselves, yet you don't. What gives?"

"Honestly, I don't feel the need to be like that. My old man showed me what not to be," he told me.

"I heard about Lars, sounds like a real winner," I mentioned.

"He was a bastard. My mom skated when I was little, and I got to deal with the outcome," he shrugged.

I looked at him and noticed scars on his chest. They were from cigarettes. What the fuck?

"I'm guessing your scars are the reason you don't smoke?" I said to him.

"Well, when someone uses you as an ashtray, it tends to turn you off from smoking. These were a gift when I was a kid. When I got old enough, I knocked his ass out, then pretty much stayed with Jaden," he said casually.

"Then I guess we both have something in common," I said to him.

"How so?" He asked me.

"My dad is a douche, likes to fuck around on my mom," I shrugged as he stopped eating and looked at me. I finished my cereal and left. That was enough bonding time for now.

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Damien

I stood there after she left and couldn't believe she was so casual about what her dad was doing. That didn't make any sense. I set my bowl down and went to get ready. When I finished, I left the house and went to the shop.

I pulled up and got off the bike, walking into the shop.

"Good morning sunshine," Jag commented as I sat down and got to work.

"Rough night?" Roc asked me.

"I went and got hammered at the club and woke up naked in bed with Ramona," I said as I worked.

Jag dropped his tool as Roc looked at me strangely.

"Nothing happened, she came to get me and prefers to sleep naked," I mentioned as I continued to work.

"How does junior feel about that?" Roc asked me as Jag laughed.

I looked at them and rolled my eyes. "Junior is fine. He didn't get any action."

They laughed some more as I went back to work.

"You two up for a beer after work?" Roc asked as I nodded along with Jag. God knows I needed one after today. Waking up to a naked Ramona and dealing with some stupid hoe wasn't on the agenda for today.

I was still trying to figure out why the hell when I was near her, I was ready to go, but anyone else was a big fat no? It's not like she's the type who just randomly hooks up with guys. I've even seen her with a guy. Maybe she was into chicks. Okay, I need to stop because just thinking about it was making me hard, FML.