Falling In Love Will Kill You

Cent cinquante deux

I'm Dun- lol

MikeNaran- what's funny?

Petewentzaway- he probably bumped into the granola bar guy again

I'm Dun- I met this sweet old lady

Starfish- elderly stories!!!

Awsteb- speak

I'm Dun- So I'm at this restaurant with my friend

BbyThot- IM UR ONLY FREN

I'm Dun- I can make new frens tyjo

BbyThot- What fren!???!!!!!

I'm Dun- anyways when we were walking out this old woman was having trouble walking with all her stuff

Awsteb- I can smell hetero

Beebo- eww Josh please tell me you didn't hook up with the old woman

BbyThot- JOSSSHHHH

I'm Dun- IM NOT DONE YET

Petewentzaway- please proceed

I'm Dun- okay well she points her hand at me as my friend and I are walking and was like "aRe yoU LEaviNg?!"

Awsteb- she's gonna find out where you live and murder you Josh

Beebo- #R.I.P.Josh2k19 pass it on

Petewentzaway- #R.I.P.Josh2k19

BbyThot- fuck my fren ded

I'm Dun- ANYWAYS she hands me her stuff and and starts walking to her car, it took like five minutes to cross the street and my friend was silently walking behind us with breadsticks in their arms

BbyThot- we used to eat breadsticks together T•T

I'm Dun- then she holds out her ice tea to my friend and then she has to hold it and the woman continues walking to her car which took another five minutes

Beebo- he said "she" when referring to his "friend"

Beebo- I feel like a spy and I already know who his friend is

BbyThot- I'm his only fren

I'm Dun- oof when we got to the lady's car she started complaining about her phones and had me help her with one hat couldn't connect to WiFi

I'm Dun- I felt bad for her cause she was struggling with a lot of simple things

Starfish- my child helped an old woman cross the road

Beebo- your child went on a date with a girl

Starfish- WHAT

BbyThot- WHAT

I'm Dun- Brendon you're not Sherlock and can just say things because it sounds true

Beebo- I am Sherlock tho

Wholesome Father-