Falling In Love Will Kill You

Cent quarante huit

Awsteb- =|

Nicool- why is it always awsten who starts talking in the chat

Awsteb- cause no matter the popular opinion, y'all love me

Oceanman- I can't argue with that

Awsteb- What's this? A few messages in and I havent been attacked yet? Oh my the world is thriving.

Beebo- oh my goodness this is so sad our sad little gay emo shitposter population is decreasing

Petewentzaway- no that is illegal

Beebo- first we lost Gee and Fronk‍ X(

MikeNaran- oh that's sad ???

Beebo- and then we lost Mom and who we wish was our Dad!

Wholesome Father- I'm right here Brendon and wAIT Patrick left?

Awsteb- No Dallon we all wish Billie was our father, he is seriously the most perfect and amazing man and no one should hurt his soul and if so I will fuckin murder that bitch and sacrifice them to Billie Joe Armstrong our lord and savior

Ottoparks- I feel like the explanation is unnecessary

Awsteb- ur mom is unnecessary

PierceUrMom- that's cold

Beebo- and Gabe... well he's just never fucking on here so he's not that much missed

HotMess- thats valid

Awsteb- run breDon

PierceUrMom- Wait the majority of the people who "left" is in college and probably just doesn't have time to talk to us

MilkyWay- FUCK YOU GERARD

PierceUrMom- for example Gerard not talking to Mikey

Beebo- ok but like Patrick and Gabe

HotMess- I'm seriously right here

Beebo- So like what was the population when we first started?

Petewentzaway- before you removed Ryan the first time or after?

Beebo- before

Petewentzaway- 8

Beebo- ??.?,..??.and how many now?????.?.?

Petewentzaway- before or after all the adults, Patrick, and Gabe left?

Beebo- before

Petewentzaway- 24

Beebo- w-whaaaaa

Petewentzaway- 25 including the author because she literally creates this whole thing to fill her void of loneliness

Awsteb- JOIN MY INSTAGRAM LIVE

Not Jeff- ^off topic

Beebo- wait is it legal to classify all these bitches as my friends????!?!,,?,?.?

RayofSun- Yes..... What was the question?

Beebo- I need to text my mom, she was judging me for having like three friends earlier today

Sarahsmiles- Who would you classify as your friends?

Beebo- well ur my best friend uwu

Sarahsmiles- you need to stop

Beebo- I guess this whole chat but I've had more conversations with some people more than others like I barely know Gabe

HotMess- ok?

Beebo- why dis he have to leave like I never got to know him

HotMess- are my messages invisible?

MikeNaran- ^who are u?

HotMess- I'm literally Gabe, I never left

MikeNaran- oh, I just misread you user as 'hit or miss'

HotMess- im sorry???

Beebo- omg while we're on the topic of users...,,,,,,

MikeNaran- leave me alone

Wholesome Father- d o i t

MikeNaran- "mom pick me up I'm scared"

Beebo- wait who actually has an original user that can help Mike?

Awsteb- hi how are ya

Petewentzaway- you've literally changed ur user like three times

Awsteb- yE So have u

Petewentzaway- no u

Awsteb- no u

Petewentzaway- no u

Awsteb- no u

I'm Dun- NO U

TacoHell- why don't u ever agree to lurking?

Awsteb- howdy Josh!!!!!

I'm Dun- s a l u t a t i o n s

TacoHell- What does that even mean

Beebo- JOSH HOWD YOU PICK UR USERNAME?????

I'm Dun- well I'm (josh) Dun

Beebo- gosh darned, Tyler?

TacoHell- I have a never ending love for Taco Bell and well isn't he'll just lovely?

F*ck- who said Taco Bell???

Beebo- okaaaaay, jack?

F*ck- I'm at a loss

Alexa-

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Petewentzaway- dead meme

HotMess- my relevance in this fic is also dead

Awsteb- ur mom is a dead meme

PierceUrMom- why do you do this?

Beebo- how did you come up with ur name?

F*ck- when I exited my mothers womb many years ago my father screamed fuck-

Alexa- we'll stop there

Beebo- Mikeeeee be creative!!!

MikeNaran- whyyyyy

Beebo- cause just do it

MikeNaran- uh no

Beebo- AWSTEN MAKE HIM LOSE HIS USERNAME PRIVILEGES

Awsteb- OKAY

Name Not Found- What did you do?

Name Not Found- Wow I actually hate you all

MilkyWay- And that's the moral of the story folks!

Name Not Found- there was no moral

MilkyWay- never underestimate Awsten or he will steal your teeth!

Awsteb- My name is Awsten Knight and I approve of this message.