Cent soixante sept

52 12 41
                                    


PatSnacc- BRENDON ATE WHAT???

Sarahsmiles- Yeah the teacher told him to stop chewing his gum so loud so he ate his pencil

MilkyWay- Sarah what's it like to be dating someone as crazy as Brendon?

Sarahsmiles- it's hard to explain?

Ryro- he? ate? a? pencil?

Petewentzaway- I don't blame him, I'd want to eat a pencil in math too

Oceanman- I don't like PE. :(

Big D- my head. step on it.

Oceanman- now?

Big D- whenever you find it necessary

Awsteb- HEY

Not Jeff- CAUSE WE ARE LIVINNG IN A MATERIAL WORLD AND I AM MATERIAAL GIRL, Madonna can run me over with a truck, throw me off a cliff and I would thank her.

Awsteb- OH!

Big D- me too Geoff

PatSnacc- how does one eat a pencil

PatSnacc- HOW

Petewentzaway- well there many ways. You can break it into many pieces and swallow them or you can shove the whole thing down your throat and pray that it doesn't mess up your small intestine.

PatSnacc- Pete THERES LEAD IN THE PENCIL- AND FREAKING METAL

Petewentzaway- yes and?

PatSnacc- SARAH?!

Sarahsmiles- he had a caprisun, he won't remember what happened tomorrow

MilkyWay- If Brendon gets drunk on caprisuns how drunk would he get after actual alcohol

Oceanman- Sarah?

Sarahsmiles- don't ask me, we good children and don't drink at allllll. We are very responsible and good role models in this group chat

Oceanman- Sarah?

Sarahsmiles- yeah pretty drunk

MilkyWay- hmm

BabeyBlue- I want to go home

Alexa- me too

BabeyBlue- can someone do something dramatic so I have something to look forward to?

F*ck- I'm driving to taco bell next period so I can get you food

BabeyBlue- gracias senior

BbyThot- TACO BELL :()

F*ck- join me Tyler

BbyThot- what's next period

F*ck- it's history I think

BbyThot- OH YES LET ME ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR TRAVELS BRUHTHER

I'm Dun- b r u h t h e r

PatSnacc- are you guys skipping classes??? >:(

BbyThot- NO

F*ck- YEAH

Alexa- J A C K

F*ck- oh I'm sorry, Patrick did you want anything from Taco Bell?

PatSnacc- ...

BbyThot- ...

Alexa- ...

PatSnacc- yeah okay

Awsteb- wAIT

F*ck- What awsten, do you want anything?

Ottoparks- oh god don't get him started

Awsteb- I LIKE COOL SHIRTS

Awsteb- I LIKE COLD RINGS

Awsteb- I WANT A BIG HOUSE

Awsteb- I WANT NICE THINGS

Awsteb- I WANT JET PACKS FOR ALL MY FRIENDS

Awsteb- THAT WANT A BIG HOUSE

Awsteb- AND WANT NICE THINGS

F*ck- yeah I have like ten dollars

Not Jeff- can I get a burrito?

F*ck- oh yes, thank you for being reasonable Geoff

Not Jeff- no

HotMess- why are you people awake this early?

MilkyWay- it's one pm...

HotMess- yes and?

MilkyWay- yeah I understand

Ryro- was Brendon this chaotic last year???

Petewentzaway- eh

MilkyWay- he was worse... he played fortnite

Sarahsmiles- he still does

MilkyWay- I've lost hope for him

PatSnacc- wait guys omg I'm gonna cry

Nicool- oH?

Petewentzaway- no patrick you're not allowed to cry, let us make you smile pls

PatSnacc- remember last year on the first day of school? And? The? Petekey? Drama? Those were good times!

Petewentzaway- oh yeah I remember why I hated Gerard for half a year, thanks

MilkyWay- damn those were good times

Petewentzaway- it's almost like we're one year older (but not really cause the author made the timeline weird)

MilkyWay- no shit

BbyThot- Jack I cant go to Taco Bell with you, for some reason im being signed out

F*ck- yeah I'm parked near the front office, get in so we can sign back in before someone realizes

BbyThot- you're a L E G E N D

F*ck- thank you, thank you

Awsteb- STREAM WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Falling In Love Will Kill YouWhere stories live. Discover now