"and she said shut up you fool, you're falling in love, again"
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Multi ship AU
*WARNING*
GAY
DRAMA
T E A
MEMES
G A Y
ITS FUCKING GAY AS FUCK
LITERALLY GAY
OI GET OUT MEH SWAMP
*Updating early cause I have nothing else to do 😔✌️*
Mom- alrighty kids
Geesus- don't say that, you're going to get sucked into their gay drama
MilkyWay- mmm rude, the majority of the single population in this chat is HETERO.
Petewentzaway- hetero? What's that?
MilkyWay- the opposite of you pete.
Mom- well then,
PatSnacc- woah woah woah hold your horses
I'm Dun-
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PatSnacc- I'm the mother here
Wholesome Father- and I'm the father
Petewentzaway- and I'm the daddy
Ottoparks- nope we're stopping this, good night, go home, leave.
MilkyWay- blocked and reported! x2
Mom- well then, what did "Beebo" say last week about those scary people?
Wholesome Father- oh yeahhh
Ottoparks- the cool one is really cool and we are debating on adding him to the chat and the other two we are keeping our pencils and socks away from them
Beebo- ah okay
PatSnacc- add "the cool one"
Wholesome Father- okay
*Ottoparks added Mr. Brightside*
Beebo- hola what is your name?
Mr. Brightside- Brandon
Beebo- What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
