All the jokes are outdated and cringey cause I wrote this weeks ago 🤪
Beebo- was I at the Area 51 raid?
Beebo- yes
Beebo- was I twerking at a merchandise booth?
Beebo- you tell me
Sarahsmiles- you were twerking at a merchandise booth
Beebo- lit
Not Jeff- I lost Awsten
BbyThot- guys I'm hungry
I'm Dun- Tyler you just ate
Nicool- IF I COULD FALL INTO THE SKY
Nicool- DO YOU THINK TIME COULD PASS ME BYYY OHHHH
Ottoparks- guys we lost Awsten
Nicool- CAUSE YOU KNOW ID WALK A THOUSAND MILES IF I COULD JUST
Nicool- SEEEEE
Petewentzaway- where the fuck is lil nas
Nicool- YOUUU
Nicool- TONIGHT
Beebo- DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
MilkyWay- GUYS WHERE THE HELL IS AWSTEN
Awsteb- idk
PatSnacc- do we need to go to the front and report a missing child?
Awsteb- NO
Not Jeff- yes
Beebo- alright so Awsten goes missing and everyone freaks out but when I'm kicked out of the chat that I MADE nobody bats an eyelash?
BbyThot- yeah pretty much
Beebo- BRUH
Im Dun- hoes mad hoes mad
Not Jeff- Brendon we want to believe that you are capable of being a responsible adult but Awsten is still five years old so...
PatSnacc- parent mode has been activated
Not Jeff- well my parent mode is always activated
Ottoparks- Geoff is such a sad
Ottoparks- *dad omfg
Oceanman- Ugh we stan Geoff a sad
Ottoparks- leave me alone!
RayofSun- I'm surprised we managed this long without losing Awsten
Not Jeff- honestly same
Awsteb- SAME TBH
Ryro- ......
Not Jeff- I swear to god
Awsteb- HUH?
Ryro- yeah I'm going back to sleep.
Beebo- our poor parents
Not Jeff- AWSTEN WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
Awsteb- THAT'S A VERY LONG STORY LMAO
Alexa- how long?
Awsteb- ;)
Not Jeff- AWSTEN
Awsteb- oh yeah about 8.2 years lol
Ottoparks- bitch what?
I'm Dun- do we even want to know?
BbyThot- sorta ya
Beebo- no
Ottoparks- not really
I'm Dun- definitely not
BbyThot- yeah I don't want to know either
Awsteb- WELL SINCE YALL ARE SO EAGER TO KNOW. ELIJAH AND I GOT OUR PHD'S AND WE ARE DOCTORS NOW
Awsteb-
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Awsteb- hehehAhAHAHAH
Not Jeff- hey I'd like to do the divorce
Ryro- Awsten how? You're like five
Awsteb- FIVE AND A HALF SMH
Oceanman- Awsten how? You're like five
I'm Dun- Awsten how? You're like five
BbyThot- yeaH
Awsteb- I'M A VERY SMART BITCH
Alexa- debatable
Awsteb- I'M GONNA BE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD ONE DAY AND YALL ARE GONNA BE HELLA SURPRISED
Not Jeff- I'm gonna divorce you the same day that you're impeached
Awsteb- YA KNOW WHAT?!
Not Jeff- WHAT
Awsteb- okay yeesh you don't have to yell back
Nicool- hi I'm completely lost in this conversation
Ottoparks- we all are
Awsteb- HTXHUJGRDCBUNDSD
Beebo- same
MilkyWay- remind me to never let children near Pete pls
Petewentzaway- *hiss*
PatSnacc- I swear to gosh what did he do
MilkyWay- for (1) he is a child
MilkyWay- and for (2) children bully him
Not Jeff- Like Brendon bullying levels or higher?
MilkyWay- like way higher than Brendon is at the moment
Beebo- hEY ITS RUDE TO ASSUME
I'm Dun- how high are you?
Beebo- 5'9 why?
MilkyWay- I AM SURROUNDED BY CHILDS
PatSnacc- what would you do if a child was in front of you?
MilkyWay- look for Pete so I can smack him
Not Jeff- accurate
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