The SCP (Secure. Contain. Protect.) Foundation Manuscript brings all discovered SCP findings from the laboratory to the internet for public use. Classified information is to be censored by the manuscript with the request of the foundation.
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Item #: SCP-629
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-629 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. SCP-629 may only be taken apart during routine testing. Once per day, SCP-629 is to be provided with the materials it uses to maintain itself. As of current regulations on "Misters", SCP-629 is to be contained in Hall ██ of Site-██.
Description: SCP-629 is a humanoid automaton, 1.7 meters tall and weighing 500 kilograms. SCP-629's body has been constructed out of ornate brass replications of human body parts. SCP-629's components require daily maintenance, which only it can perform. The words "Mr. Brass, from Little Misters® by Dr. Wondertainment" have been embossed into SCP-629's back. This designation appears as "8" in Document SCP-909-a.
SCP-629's body has been constructed in such a way that every portion of it is removable and interchangeable. These parts can be removed without causing SCP-629 any damage, although it expresses minor discomfort when these parts are being removed. Additionally, the parts that have been removed from SCP-629 can be re-assembled into new areas. Testing has shown that the number of ways SCP-629 can be theoretically rearranged is approximately 73.4 billion different combinations. SCP-629 is capable of controlling these new constructions on its body, but expresses extreme discomfort from these areas of its body.
SCP-629 was recovered from a facility believed to have been controlled by the Church of the Broken God. SCP-629 was recovered in a raid on this Church property after reports of suspicious activity in the area were confirmed. It was located in the central antechamber as Church members attempted to integrate it into several other objects. It is believed that SCP-629 was being held at this facility due to Church members believing it was a portion of their 'god'. Interviews with SCP-629 have confirmed this. SCP-629 claimed that it at first allowed their beliefs to persist, as it believed that they would provide it with some level of safety. Church members located at this facility have been terminated as of ██/██/1995, and SCP-629 has been classified as Safe.
Interviewed: SCP-629
Interviewer: Dr.█████
Foreword: This log was taken as part of SCP-629's initial acquisition.
<Begin Log>
Dr.█████: Can you tell us more about how the Church came to acquire you?
SCP-629: So I was walking around downtown ████, kind of a slummy city but a good place to hide if you're some kind of freak like me. There'd been some rumors about me going around town and I'd been thinking about getting the hell out of dodge, when one night this hooded dude walks up to me while I'm in my alley.
Dr.█████: What did he say?
SCP-629: He offered to take me to some kind of church thing where they could take care of me. At first I was pretty hesitant because, y'know, look at me. But the guy told me that was why they wanted me there. I figured it would probably be better than the whacko doctor or living on the streets, so I said yes.
