Item #: SCP-527
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-527 is to be contained within a standard humanoid domicile at Site-19. No other containment procedures are necessary.
Description: SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.
SCP-527 displays no other anomalous qualities. The head of SCP-527 functions the same as the head of any other non-anomalous human. SCP-527 is capable of typical human speech. A tattoo reading "Mr. Fish, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" appears on the bottom of its left foot.
Discovery: SCP-527 was discovered in Boston by Foundation agents in 2002, and was moved to Site-19 in 2004.
Addendum 527.1: Initial Interview
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Baker: Thank you for your cooperation thus far, SCP-527. We're just using this interview as a way to gauge any potential anomalous behavior we might not expect.
SCP-527: Alright.
Dr. Baker: To begin, are you capable of breathing underwater?
SCP-527: No.
Dr. Baker: Are you capable of communicating with other fish, or with other sea-based lifeforms?
SCP-527: No.
Dr. Baker: I see. When did you first discover your condition? Were you by any chance attacked or bitten by a fish you did not recognize, or experience an encounter with a sea-based deity of some kind?
SCP-527: No.
Dr. Baker: Uh... well, then you've been like this since birth?
SCP-527: Yep.
Dr. Baker: I... alright. Do you know of any other anomalous traits you might exhibit?
SCP-527: Sure don't. Like I told the other guy, this is all it is. You're looking at it. Lie, Stripes, Hot, Sweetie, they got all the good stuff. I'm just the guy with a fish head.
Dr. Baker: Do you... have any idea why your creator might have fashioned you in this... way?
SCP-527: Fuck if I know.
[END LOG]
Addendum 527.2: Recovered Document
Note: When asked, SCP-527 was able to produce the following document.
Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!
Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!
1. Mr. Chameleon
2. Mr. Headless
3. Mr. Laugh
4. Mr. Forgetful
5. Mr. Shapey
6. Mr. Soap
7. Mr. Hungry
8. Mr. Brass
9. Mr. Hot
10. Ms. Sweetie
11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death
12. Mr. Fish /
13. Mr. Moon
14. Mr. Redd (Discontinued)
15. Mr. Money
16. Mr. Lost
17. Mr. Lie
18. Mr. Mad
19. Mr. Scary
20. Mr. Stripes
YOU ARE READING
SCP Foundation Manuscript
Ciencia FicciónThe SCP (Secure. Contain. Protect.) Foundation Manuscript brings all discovered SCP findings from the laboratory to the internet for public use. Classified information is to be censored by the manuscript with the request of the foundation. THIS MANU...