Things I heard at school - Chapter 2

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Things I've heard/said at school

Roman: Thai soup is like the bee movie, and the leaf is Jerry seinfeld
Logan: wwwwhat

Virgil: I'm a force of nature, like a flood. No one can stop me, or at least, no one's figured out how.
Roman, bopping his nose: sure you are cutie!

Virgil: I'm so ugly.
Logan: don't let Patton hear yo-
Patton *busting into the room*: you are my beautiful son, and to insult you is to insult me! Apologize now!
Virgil: I'm not insulting you thou-
Logan: just... just do it

Roman: Yeet is the opposite of yoink
Logan: What is a yeet and a yoink?

Patton: you two are cute together!
Virgil and Roman: WHATT NOOOOOOOO

Virgil: Everyone is mentally deranged... it's life.

Roman: oh! He's so scrumptious!!!

Patton: When I'm a therapist, we are just going to eat spaghetti and talk about life.
Virgil: When I'm a therapist, I'm going to rant to my clients about my depression and anxiety.

Virgil: Maybe I should change my life goal to crying, because I'm great at it.
Patton: you poor gumdrop!

Patton: I WAS BEING PRODUCTIVE, I WAS LOOKING AT PICTURES OF PUPPIES!!!!
Logan: that's not productive-
Patton: I WAS SHOWING YOU HOW CUTE THEY ARE!

Virgil: Don't you just hate when you slam your head against the wall multiple times... on purpose?

Stay geeky my friends! May the fandoms be with you!

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