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felix?¿, 12:44pm

felix¿:
> stranger
> strangerrr
> SSSTTTRRRAAANNNGGGEEERRR

changbin:
> what, you annoying spork

you renamed felix¿ to annoying spork

annoying spork:
> I'm not a spork, you wet noodle

changbin:
> that's not what your contact name says

annoying spork:
> you jERK
> TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME

changbin:
> what did you do

annoying spork:
> I changed your contact name

changbin:
> to?

annoying spork:
> old man

changbin:
> old man?? you dont even know my age????

annoying spork:
> I can smell the oldness reeking off you
> I can tell you're old

changbin:
> I'm only 21 wtf

annoying spork:
> older than me soooooo

changbin:
> how old are u

annoying spork:
> only 19, old man

changbin:
> I'm this 👌 close to blocking you

annoying spork:
> nooooooo
> ok I changed it
> to 'only 21'

changbin:
> gonna murder that 🅱️lock button brb

annoying spork:
> no plz you're my only friend :(

changbin:
> …
> fine I'll stay

annoying spork:
> :)

changbin:
> sigh

annoying spork:
> tell me your name, hyung

changbin:
> just call me Binnie

annoying spork:
> aw cute
> okay, Binnie hyung

changbin:
> ffs

annoying spork:
> can I send a pic of me so you can further trust me

changbin:
> no
> storage machine 🅱️roke

annoying spork:
> same hehe
> only because I have a 3,000+ meme archive from reddit on my phone

changbin:
> weakling
> I have a 10K+ archive

annoying spork:
> teach me your ways, senpai

changbin:
> 🅱️lockt

annoying spork:
> I'm sorry

changbin:
> don't be
> but let's be friends first, okay?
> no pics yet
> don't chase me away just yet

annoying spork:
> hey, I'm cute >:(

changbin:
> I bet

annoying spork:
> pEdOpHiLiA

changbin:
> for Christ's sake

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