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joongie hyung, 13:12pm

joongie hyung:
> did u buy milk

changbin:
> why don't u do it u lazy ass

joongie hyung:
> >:(
> I'm your hYUNG

changbin:
> you're my lAZY HYUNG

joongie hyung:
> besides, I'm with Seonghwa

changbin:
> of course you are
> sighhhhhh
> I want a boyfriend I can use as an excuse to not buy milk

joongie hyung:
> suck it, emo bitch
> now go buy milk

changbin:
> don't tell me what to do

joongie hyung:
> IM YOUR HYUNG

changbin:
> YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT MUCH OLDER THAN ME STFU
> plus I don't have money on me

joongie hyung:
> check my shoes
> in one of my Retro Vans, there is 2,000₩

changbin:
> wait
> OK found it

joongie hyung:
> now go buy milk
> besides, you'll have a boyfriend soon

changbin:
> ??

joongie hyung:
> that felix guy?

changbin:
> don't sAY THAT
> he wants to marry me
> what a weirdo
> but he's a cute weirdo

joongie hyung:
> low-key your soulmate but whatever

changbin:
> shush
> go suck Seonghwa

joongie hyung:
> on it
> love youuuuuu

changbin:
> not as much as u love Seonghwa's Dende

joongie hyung:
> wtf
> dende???

changbin:
> he's that Dragonball character
> Dende
> it's my word for a penis

joongie hyung:
> shut up
> buy the milk

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