felix is boring, 15:33
felix:
> wHY
hoe:
> because you didn't even bother looking for us at the mauve festival
> I vote felix as the worst friend, therefore replacing me
> those who vote say I
charachachan:
> i
squirrel headass:
> I
baby jeong:
> I
hwang:
> I
hoe:
> that's ⅝ votes, you're officially the worst friend
felix:
> jEONGIN YOU THINK IM A BAD FRIEND??
baby jeong:
> only in this instance
> because I wanted to see you :(
felix:
> hyunjin we mentally dated and now I'm a bad friend? :(
hwang:
> fuck u
> you replaced me with changbin
hoe:
> speaking of changbin
> haven't seen him around uni recently
> wonder if he dropped out or something
squirrel headass:
> I saw him at the hospital yesterday
felix:
> ah he's fine, trust me :)
chan's boyfie:
> ah, so it's personal?
felix:
> yeah it is
hoe:
> spill wtf
baby jeong:
> hyung it's personal!! >:(
felix:
> thank you, jeonginnie :D
baby jeong:
> no problem, worst friend :D
felix:
> …
hwang:
> I choked sksksk
sunshine baby boi:
> so when are y'all gonna fuck or sumn
charachachan:
> SEUNGMIN
sunshine baby boi:
> IT'S AN HONEST QUESTION
> so did you
felix:
> no
> not yet
hoe:
> YEET
> HE SAID
> AND I QUOTETH
> nOT YET
> SO THEY GON FUCK SOON
> YEET PART 2
felix:
> I'm only 19 though
hoe:
> uhhhh
> so is jisung
> does anyone here think he's a virgin tho?
chan's boyfie:
> wait he's not?
charachachan:
> yOU DIDN'T KNOW??
> BAHAHAHA
sunshine baby boi:
> even I knew they did it already
felix:
> guys I need to yeet myself out the window
> seungwoo has his boyfriend over
> and changbin isn't home
> and I leave work in 15 minutes
baby jeong:
> wait work
> where do you work?
felix:
> amaranthine flower shop
baby jeong:
> AHHHHHHHHHHHH
> KSKSHJDISJWKWBXBNDKAONABAV
hwang:
> jeongin are you okay
felix:
> jeong wtf
hoe:
> he finally lost his mind
squirrel headass:
> oh shit gtg minho just arrived
hoe:
> later virgins
sunshine baby uwu:
> I greatly dislike you
hoe:
> me too you ain't special
chan's boyfie:
> jeongin where u at??
baby jeong:
> FOUND YOU
YOU ARE READING
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