unknown:
> the sky looks beautiful tonight
changbin:
> then we must be looking at two different skies
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felix: > BITCHDFHH > you're still a s n a k e > why would you give my number to him?? > now I can't text without dying a little > and I was just getting over him!
soulmate: > you said he's your soulmate > so I asked him about you > said he had no idea wtf happened to you
felix: > I've never seen 'wtf' being used like that before
soulmate: > I'm special > anyways, I gave your number to him so he could ask you what happened > and voila
felix: > gosh, he's a hottie :(
soulmate: > ehhhh not really
felix: > how do u know him
soulmate: > hongjoong's bf is his cousin, remember? > he showed up today (yesterday) and he kinda said in a cute voice 'hey I'm San' so I was like 'oh I knows u' > he's fuckin cute wtf > and tall??
felix: > he's mINEEEE > MY MANS > GO AWAY > U TRAMP
soulmate: > EXCUSE ME HOE?? > I CAN TELL HIM WHO YOUVE BEEN CALLING DADDY
felix: > no daddy plz don't
soulmate: > exactly > don't call me daddy, that's weird > so just talk to him, flirt a little and actually MAKE A MOVE
felix: > but I want to marry y-you
soulmate: > no > I've friendzoned you > marry San
felix: > fine I'll marry San >:D
soulmate: > good boi
felix: > but he's literally option two > because I want chubby cute tiny babies > not Tokyo Towers
soulmate: > you can have cute babies with San > they'll come out cute enough with your genes
felix: > you indirectly called me cute > thank u ♡
soulmate: > sigh > well you are an acceptable amount of cute > not too much > not Kang Yeosang cute
felix: > let me see this contender >:(
soulmate: >
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felix: > NEW SOULMATE
soulmate: > you whore??? > and he's mine, you can't have him > my son
felix: > don't care
soulmate: > I just took meds > I'm feeling loopy > so g'night lixie
