lowkey soulmates ;; changlix

thirty two

baby daddy, 1:14

felix:
> I changed your contact name

baby daddy:
> I have a feeling
> is it baby daddy

felix:
> it's baby daddy

baby daddy:
> I fucking knew it

felix:
> can I come over later

baby daddy:
> why not now
> hongjoong isn't here right now
> and I'm sure seungwoo wouldn't mind if u left

felix:
> yeah, he's got a guy over
> seung-something
> he has a beautiful smile

baby daddy:
> ah I've seen him around
> seungwoo's boyfriend

felix:
> yeah
> so I'll be over soon
> I just need to successfully sneak out
> wait where is your roommate?

baby daddy:
> he's getting married next weekend
> they're doing the last bit of legal preparations
> then they're running off to australia after they get married

felix:
> OMG AUSTRALIA

baby daddy:
> I actually forgot you were australian
> lol
> but yeah they're doing that
> so I'll be alone for ±2 weeks

felix:
> 👀👀

baby daddy:
> no

felix:
> MEANIE

baby daddy:
> felix
> if you had to spend 14 consecutive nights with me, I won't be able to hold back

felix:
> oh
> as in…?

baby daddy:
> yes
> I'd want to fuck you at some point

felix:
> I'm niNETEEN

baby daddy:
> YEAH AND?
> you want babies with me, right?
> babies don't fall out the fucking sky, felix

felix:
> although it'd be terrifying if they did
> blood and guts everywhere

baby daddy:
> point is, I'd want to advance at some point
> I'm not saying it'll be NOW, but it'll be difficult to resist for 2 weeks straight
> I'm an adult

felix:
> so am I :(
> but will I be able to be around you without worrying about you jumping me like a dog in heat

baby daddy:
> obviously you dumb peeled lemon

felix:
> wHAT KIND OF INSULT

baby daddy:
> but just know
> you'll be mine in more ways than one some day

felix:
> tbh i can't wait lesgeddit I'll be over in 2 minutes

baby daddy:
> I don't want to do this now

felix:
> don't care I'll manually give you a boner

baby daddy:
> FELIX N O

felix:
> FELIX Y E S