BTS JOKES

bangtans cooking

Joonie: Welcome to bangtan's kitchen . I'm ur host Kim namjohn,I'm not gonna cook since jin hyung doesn't let me.
Anyway there are 2 teams and they're gonna make a pizza.And whoever loses won't get to eat my food (eventhough I'm not gonna share it with anyone) and you just have 5 minutes

Team A's plan

Jimin: let's make jungkook cook as he makes me food better than you.

Jungkook: but I never cooked for you. I only cooked for tae.

Jin: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO MAKE JUNGKOOK COOK AND I COOK WAY BETTER THAN HIM!!!!

Jungkook: you cook better than me cause ur old.

Jin: say that to my face and you're grounded for a month.

Jimin: let's just make the plan

Team B's plan

Suga: guys so what's our plan

Jhope: we'll make a pizza out of rainbow

Tae: oooh yummy.

Suga: from where will get a freaking rainbow.

Tae: from jhope mouth

Jhope: oh yeah

Suga: am I the only one who's being serious. Let's make a plan u dumbos.

Tae: I love my team

Let the competition begin

Jin:*jimin and jungkook start pushing jin* help I'm getting kidnapped.

Suga: get me all the ingredients needed

Tae: *starts touching the inside of jhope mouth*

Jhope: what r u doing inside my mouth

Suga: didn't we make a plan u jerks.

Tae: but I thought we were making a rainbow pizza.( someone protect this kid)

Suga: I hate my team

Jimin: jungkook can you make me a pizza after we win.

Jungkook: how are you supposed to know we'll win and NO I won't make you a pizza.

Jimin: well since you and jin hyung are here we'll win.

Jin: jimin get me the bbq sauce.JIMINIE WHO'S FREAKING SHORT GETME THE BBQ SAUCE U BRAT.I SWEAR NO-ONE TREATS ME WELL ANYMORE!!!!!

Jimin: shhh get it by yourself. I'm talking to jungkook and I'M NOT SHORT!!!!

Jungkook:* starts dissing about Jimin's height*

Jimin: jungkook ur so MEAN.

Jin: well u deserve it.