It was just a normal evening in bangtan's house (I think) well anyways out of nowhere jhope just asks what would happen if there was a fire in the house and this is what he gets from the members.
Jhope: Guys imagine there was a fire in the house. What would you take.
Jungkook: My super computer duh!
Jimin: didn't it break?
Jungkook: I had a backup one in my closet.
Jimin: Your golden closet film??
Jungkook: Whatt? No!!
Jhope: Well what would you take Jimin?
Jimin: I would take jungkook
Jhope:............
Jungkook: I would run away before suga hyung can even rap.
Jhope: No one can run that fast!
Jungkook: didn't you see me run?
Jhope: oh yeah. Taehyung what would you take?
Taehyung: my Gucci and Yeontan!!
Jhope: ok ok. Jin?
Jin: My Mario, pink dresses and my mirror!!
Jhope: umm I thought you would just take your mirror.
Jin: What nonsense!!
Jhope: No one calls a sunshine nonsense!!
Suga: can you shut the hell up. And what nonsense are you talking about??
Jhope: I'm asking what would everyone take if there was a fire in the house?
Suga: I would take a nap
Rm: guys, I tried cooking and made a fire!!
Jhope: Guys run for your life!!
Jungkook:*runs away with the super computer*
Jimin:*chases jungkook out of the building*
Taehyung:*puts Gucci clothes on yeontan to make it easier to run*
Jin:*takes out a luggage and starts packing*
Jhope:*gives a piggyback ride for suga*
Rm:*Grabs jin after jin finished packing*
Hitman bang:*sniffs* Is there a fire?? BOYS THERE I- *sees bangtan out off the house through the window*
Hitman bang: Oh shit I need to run!! *dies*
Meanwhile outside
Bts: dashi run run run
Jimin:*panting* did we lose anyone while running
Rm: Let's check so.....
Taehyung: Kim namjoon, Kim seokjin, min yoongi, jung hoseok, park jimin, kim taehyung, jeon jungkook BTS!!!
Jungkook: looks like everyone is there!
Jimin: WAIT!!
Rm: who!?
Jimin: BANG PD NIM!!!!
Bts look at their house which is getting burnt
Jin: Well.................Atleast he won't get to know I broke his phone!!!
Jhope:*drops suga hard on the floor* NAMJOON HYUNG HOW DARE YOU THOUGHT JIN HOW TO BREAK STUFF!!!!!
Suga: Hoseok WHY DID YO- can anyone explain why we are outside the house??
Jhope: well Rm started cooking and burnt the house down!
Suga: But can't we jus-
Jhope: oh and he killed bangpd nim!!
Suga: Whatt!! you know what I don't care.
Jungkook: Suga hyung, what were you gonna say before??
Suga: Oh right, well can't we just buy a new house?
Bangtan: OH YEAH!!!
Jin: Well since we aren't doing anything, where do doctors see patients??
Suga: Oh please don't
Jimin: I don't know, where?
Jungkook: you ain't being helpful hereeeee
Jin: AN ICU ROOM *windshield wiper laugh*
Suga: I'm gonna sleep now!
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Thx for more than 100 reads and 50 followersI don't know what to say anymore
Crowd:*silence*
World: ..........
Barack Obama:.......
Shawn Mendes:........
Bts:..............
Jhope: you very no fun!
Someone in the crowd:*throws a chair*
Me:fine, I'll leave
Crowd:YahoooooLove yourself, love myself, peace
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