Rm: who the hell are you all??
Suga: what's wrong with your hair??
Tae: *points at Jimin* I've seen you somewhere
Jimin: really??
Tae: Hell
Jimin: YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!!!
Jin: I'm the handsome one here
Jk: then what am I??
Jin: you look like a rabbit
Hobi: *brings a horse* YEE HAW
Rm: is that a horse??
Jin: no that's your reflection
Rm: at least I can speak English
Tae: I'm an alien
Jimin: and I'm-
Rm: so short
Jimin: FROM BUSAN!!!
Jk: I'M BORN IN BUSAN FIRST!!!
Jimin: back tf up
Jk: no way
Jin: why am I here with weirdos
Suga: I wanna go home
Hobi: I want-
Tae: PANDA EXPRESS!!!
Jk: why am I the youngest
Jin: how old are you??
Jk: 13 *does bunny smile*
Jin: WHATTTT
Hobi: I'm bored
Jimin: I'm lost
Tae: I'm hungry
Jk: I'm clueless
Jin: I'm worldwide handsome
Rm: I'm so pure
Suga: now we all know that's false, AND I'M ABOUT TO USE ALL LIKE AN BASKETBALL!!
Bangtan: ...
Jk: *whispers* this hyung is scary
*******************
I'm runnin out of ideas.Did you know when you don't smile you don't breathe??
Just kidding
You nice, keep going
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/189177293-288-k294720.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
BTS JOKES
RandomYo, nice, paprika! Its my very first book so........,,, Welcome to my joke book and laugh about it Highest ranking: #1 in btsjokes (October15, 2019) #1 in whatthefuckisthis (August 2, 2019) #14 in...