Jin
So Jin's son is gonna be Mario
Jin: *talking to his son* Listen here Mario, you're the most handsome person on earth AFTER me. So don't talk to people who look like trash (aka me).
Mario: but mom, I'm more handsome then you so does that mean I can't talk to you??
Jin: *smiles* you should learn more, I'm even more handsome than anyone.
Suga
Yoongi's son is gonna be swaeg
Suga: swaeg
Swaeg: suga??
Suga: SwAeG
Swaeg: sUgA??
Suga: zzzzZZZZ
Swaeg: ZZZZzzzz
Jhoooooooooooooppppppeeeee
His son is Sprite
Hobi: remember, you should spread happiness and love okay??
Sprite: Ok
Sprite: *gets on hobi's back and travels to the world of rainbows and unicorns*
Rm and jimin
Joon's son is ALSO Mario and Jimin's is Jams
Rm: *is at the park*
Jimin: *talking to his son* so you play with Namjoon uncle's son while I talk with namjoon
Jams: *runs to Mario*
Rm: dude, even if your son's name is jams, YOU STILL GOT NO JAMS!!
Jimin: says the person who named his after a game
Rm: at least I'm not short
Jimin: I'm not short, YOU'RE JUST TOO TALL
Soobin: at least I'm taller than you
Rm: *takes out a notepad and writes* *notepad and pen breaks*
Jimin: also, I don't break things
Rm: MARIO, WE'RE GOING HOME
Mario: *lends his hand for a handshake*
Jams: DADDDDD, MARIO SAID I GOT NO JAMS *Runs*
Mario: *touches his own hand, hand breaks* at least now I have an excuse for not doing my homework
Tae
His child is Gucci
Gucci: dad why is my cousin's name Louis??
Tae: because your uncle likes Louis
Gucci: then what about-
Tae: ENOUGH QUESTIONS GUCCI!!
Gucci: PANDA EXPRESS WHOO, PANDA EXPRESS WHOO!!!!
Jungkook
I don't know his
Jungkook: ok son I'm gonna feed u something bigger something real wild
Jin: JUNGKOOK!! COME TO EAT!!
Jungkook: but I'm talking with my son
Jin: you can play teddy bear later, otherwise the food will get cold
This is why I didn't know the name
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So in a rank from 1 to 10, how much would you rank this book?? I would rank it a 5 cuz ...yeahYou nice, keep going
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