BTS JOKES

the making of Mic drop

Namjoon: guys, we need to make a new song.

Jungkook: who stole our billboard music awards trophy!!

Jimin: maybe you did

Jungkook: how you dare

Namjoon: okk, the song will have trophies.

Jin:*drops a mic* sorry guys

Suga: Mic drop

Namjoon: okk, the song's name is gonna be Mic drop

Tae: umm.......guys did you see my bag

Suga: umm........no how does it look like?

Jimin: wow! Suga hyung actually cares

Suga: how you dare

Tae: it's hella thick

Namjoon: okk, the song will have bags in it

Jin: *smacks namjoon with a spatula* we are losing things here!!

Namjoon: and I have to write a song!!

Namjin: I swear no one in this house helps me!!!

Jimin: Lmao, our parents said the same thing at the same time.

Jhope: well jungkook, we have another trophy over here

Jungkook: where?

Jhope:*points inside tae's bag* right here!!

Tae: anyone? Did anyone see m- there it is!!

Jungkook: what did you get this trophy for.

Tae: for being a sexy porn star

Namjoon: you mean saxophonist.

Jungkook: well we got another trophy.

Jhope: but isn't it to much to carry *points at all the trophies*

Jimin: Its to many alright, to many that I can't even count them.

Jungkook: well I can

Suga: well how much trophies are there.

Jungkook: honestly I don't know.

Namjoon: ssh, I'm writing here.

Tae: what, an exam?

Namjoon: haha, very funny, you know exactly what I'm writing

Suga:*reads what namjoon was writing* did you just make a song out of everything we said?

Namjoon: umm.......yes, yes I did

Jin:*drops a Mic pt2* sorry.

Suga: Mic drop

Namjoon: well since you like sayin Mic drop, you get to drop the Mic at the end.

Suga: YESSS!!!

Jhope: I never knew giving a role of dropping a Mic would make suga hyung so happy!!

Suga: shut up

Namjoon: DONE!!!

Tae: with what, an exam?

Namjoon: boi, if you don't

Jin: taehyung, you are very bad boi wahh.

Namjoon: well do you wanna hear the song?

Suga: It better be good!!

Jin: ok, I guess

Jhope:okey dokey

Tae: at last we get to read his answers!!

Namjoon: you actually thought I was writing an exam??

Tae: n-no................Actually yes!!

Jungkook: finally

Jimin: fine

Namjoon: Yeah 누가 내 수저 더럽대
I don't care 마이크 잡음 금수저 여럿 패
버럭해 잘 못 익은 것들 스테끼 여러 개
거듭해서 씹어줄게 스타의 저녁에
World Business 핵심
섭외 1순위 매진
많지 않지 이 class 가칠 만끽
좋은 향기에 악췬 반칙
Mic mic bungee
Mic mic bungee
Bright light 전진
망할 거 같았겠지만 I'm fine, sorry
미안해 Billboard
미안해 worldwide
아들이 넘 잘나가서 미안해 엄마
대신해줘 니가 못한 효도
우리 콘서트 절대 없어 포도
I do it, I do it 넌 맛없는 라따뚜이
혹 배가 아프다면 고소해 sue it
Did you see my bag?
Did you see my bag?
트로피들로 백이 가득해 (가득해, 가득해)
How you think 'bout that?
How you think 'bout that?
Hater들은 벌써 학을 떼 (학을 떼)
이미 황금빛 황금빛 나의 성공
I'm so firin' firin' 성화봉송
너는 황급히 황급히 도망 숑숑
How you dare, how you dare, how you dare
내 손에 트로피 아 너무 많아
너무 heavy 내 두 손이 모잘라
Mic Drop, Mic Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심
Lodi dodi 아 너무 바빠
너무 busy 내 온몸이 모잘라
Mic Drop, Mic Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심
이거 완전 네 글자 (글자)
사필귀정 ah (ah)
Once upon a time (time)
이솝우화 fly...

5 minutes later

Jin: did you just make a song of everything we literally just said?

Namjoon: yup

Jungkook: what the-

Jin:*slaps the Jung out of kook* no swearing in my Christian household!!!

Jungkook: FUDGE!!!!

Suga: I have no words.

Jimin: you took so long to write this??

Namjoon: hey, it ain't easy writing a song alright!!

Jhope: wow! You're talented for making a song out of the things we just said

Tae: YOU ADDED THE DID YOU SEE MY BAG PART!!!!

Thus Mic drop was born

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