BTS JOKES

First words

Jin

Jin: say Mario

Baby: m-ma

Jin: that's right say it

Baby: mawio, miwne

Jin: that's it, Mario is mine and only mine. Go to ur crib and think about what u did

Baby: ...

Namjoon

Joon: say egg

Baby: e-e

Joon: egg say egg

Baby: e-expenshive gwirl

Jin: NAMJOON, HOW COULD YOU!!

Namjoon: but I was teaching him the word egg

Hoseok

Hoseok: say horse

Baby: h-ho

Hoseok: nearly there

Baby: hoe hoe hoe

Hoseok: its not Christmas!

Baby: hoerse

Hoseok: ya-

Jin: NO SWEARING IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD

Yoongi

Suga: don't interrupt my sleep

Baby: sweep

Suga: I said don't interrupt

Baby: *screams on top of his lungs* SWEEP SWEEP, I WUV TO SWEEP!!

Suga: *kills baby with the same pillow gun he killed pd nim with*

Baby: *dies*

Jimin

Jimin: say Jimin

Baby: J-Ji

Jimin: you nice, keep going

Baby: Jimin, yu cot knoe jams

Jimin: you're not nice

Baby: me vewy nwice

Jimin: no you're not

Jin: Stop abusing the baby!!

Jimin:

Taehyung

Tae: say I like jungkook

Baby: I-I

Tae: say it, please say it

Baby: I'm cRaZy FoR mYsElf (its still stuck in my head)

Tae: jeo mun-eul yeolmyeon mwodeun da doel geoscheoleom
MachI museun bonttaeleul boyeojul geoscheoleom
Jib-eul naseossji

Jungkook

Jk: is this a baby??

Jin: yes, aka a thing you're rn. Oh, and also give the baby some milk

Jimin: mok

Jin: milk

Jimin: mhelk?

Jin: milk

Jimin: Ah milk

Jk: *takes milk from the fridge*

Baby: miwne, miwne

Jk: Shut up, I'm the baby here

Baby: *gulps* dada

Jk: *choke* ur a girl

Baby: oppa

Jk: I'm not ur oppa

Baby: oppa

Jk: I said I'm not ur oppa

Baby: OPPA!!

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Write some crazy comments here and I'll try making a chapter out of it (it was written in my Mb but I got only 4-5 replies)

I-I'm scardeu of my school buseu

You nice, keep going