Jk: Hyungs, I'm going out
Jm: wHaT???
Jhope: where??
Jk: to the toilet with pikachu
Suga: tell pikachu to say hi.
Tae: yah, tell exactly where you're going!
Namjoon: is this real.
Jk: nope, your existence is fake.
Jin: how is suga being dumb and tae being smarter??
Jk: firstly, suga hyung was being sarcastic and second of all tae is not dumb. He's a smart potato.
Tae: WE'RE POTATOES FOR LIFE!!
Suga: where are you going??
Jk: going out.
Jin: I ain't gonna let you.
Jk: why eomma.
Jin: No cookies for you.
Jk: I am a cookie.
Jin: fine, no video games for you.
Jhope: CAN I HAVEE THEM THEN!!!!
Namjoon: calm down you horse.
Jhope: I'm not a horse you unholy child.
Namjoon: I'm so pure, I never said you're a horse.
Jimin: *plays expensive gurl*
Namjoon: JIMIN, HOW DARE YOU PLAY EXPENSIVE GIRL IN THIS CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD!!!
Jin: its your song.
Jk: well what do you want me to call you??
Jin: what you call the others
Jk: ugh, fine can I go out hyung??
Jin: first, where the hell are you going.
Jk: Out!! Duh
Jin: I didn't sign up for this.
Jk: I'm going to the book store.
Jin: my children are growing so fast, you can go now!
Jk: thx a lot hyung.
When Jungkook came bacc
Jk: I'm back!!
Namjoon: what book did you buy???
Jimin: a book about how to get my jams back!
Jk: I bought a Bluetooth speaker. I know I have 3 but I thought I really needed this one.
Tae: when you could get Gucci instead....
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Hiiii!!!Sorry I didn't update(I didn't get any ideas for a while)
Anyways,
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