Going out.

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Jk: Hyungs, I'm going out

Jm: wHaT???

Jhope: where??

Jk: to the toilet with pikachu

Suga: tell pikachu to say hi.

Tae: yah, tell exactly where you're going!

Namjoon: is this real.

Jk: nope, your existence is fake.

Jin: how is suga being dumb and tae being smarter??

Jk: firstly, suga hyung was being sarcastic and second of all tae is not dumb. He's a smart potato.

Tae: WE'RE POTATOES FOR LIFE!!

Suga: where are you going??

Jk: going out.

Jin: I ain't gonna let you.

Jk: why eomma.

Jin: No cookies for you.

Jk: I am a cookie.

Jin: fine, no video games for you.

Jhope: CAN I HAVEE THEM THEN!!!!

Namjoon: calm down you horse.

Jhope: I'm not a horse you unholy child.

Namjoon: I'm so pure, I never said you're a horse.

Jimin: *plays expensive gurl*

Namjoon: JIMIN, HOW DARE YOU PLAY EXPENSIVE GIRL IN THIS CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD!!!

Jin: its your song.

Jk: well what do you want me to call you??

Jin: what you call the others

Jk: ugh, fine can I go out hyung??

Jin: first, where the hell are you going.

Jk: Out!! Duh

Jin: I didn't sign up for this.

Jk: I'm going to the book store.

Jin: my children are growing so fast, you can go now!

Jk: thx a lot hyung.

When Jungkook came bacc

Jk: I'm back!!

Namjoon: what book did you buy???

Jimin: a book about how to get my jams back!

Jk: I bought a Bluetooth speaker. I know I have 3 but I thought I really needed this one.

Tae: when you could get Gucci instead....

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Hiiii!!!

Sorry I didn't update(I didn't get any ideas for a while)

Anyways,
You nice, keep going

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