Yo, nice, paprika!
Its my very first book so........,,,
Welcome to my joke book and laugh about it
Highest ranking: #1 in btsjokes (October15, 2019)
#1 in whatthefuckisthis (August 2, 2019)
#14 in...
Angry joonie : why did you throw a slipper at me??
Jin: first, no one cares if its "isn't" or "ain't" and second of all, YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!!!
Rm: It was just a bite!!!
Jin: IT WAS A BITE!!! AND IT WAS MINE
Rm: well it's not that I wanted to.
Confused jin mp4: huh??
Rm: it was a dare.
Jin: WHO THE HELL DARED YOU???
Rm: jungkook
Jin: JEON JUNGKOOKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Suga:*throws a pillow at jin's face* SSH!
A scared jungkook and a dancing monkey comes
Jungkook:*gulp* yes.....
Jimin: why did you sound so angry??
Rm: shut up jamless!!
Jimin's mind:
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Jin: did you dare namjoon to eat my pasta???
Jungkook:
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Not me.
Jin: Namjoon, you said it was him.
Rm: well he told me to.
Jimin runs away
Jungkook: well me and jimin were playing truth or dare and jimin dared me to say to namjoon hyung to eat a bite of that pasta on the plate.
Jin: PARK JIMINNNNNNN!!!!!!
Suga:*throws a pillow at jin part 2* I SAID SSH
Jin: aish, where did he go?
Rm: that dance monkey ran away and besides don't you need something better than that??
Jin:
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*thinks* OH YEAH!!!
Rm: so what do you want??
Jin: you already know
Rm: mee???
Jin: eww, noo
Rm: I know!!
Tae: what iz et??
Rm: .............It MARIO PLUSHIES!!!
Jin: well go.
Rm: ok.......ok
Meanwhile outside
Jimin: why is namjoon hyung walking in the same direction as me??
Rm: what is jamless doing here??
Jimin: uhh namjoon hyung why are you here??
Rm: do get something for jin. Why are you here??
Jimin's mind: I ran away cause jin hyung will hit me with a slipper duh.
Jimin: uhh................to you know buy something for taehyung.
Rm: do you smell that??
Jimin: noo........
Rm: it smells like lies to me
Taehyung appears
Tae: ello
Rm: what are you doing here?
Tae: do jet a geft fork me!!!
Rm:............ to get a gift for you!!
Tae: yis
Rm: well jimin also wanted to
Jimin: you raw piece of meat.
Tae: ish ok
Jimin: well bye ,*runs away*
************************************* Ayo People who are alive!! So thx for 100 followers!!! Anyone wants me too add memes (my gallery is filled with memes hehehe)
Someone in the crowd:no one cares Someone in the crowd: you Got no jams Me: ok bye bye Crowd:*bursts a confetti box* yay Me: well I'm not cleaning that
