Jk's part-time job

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Manager: Do you have any sales experience??

Jk: very little

Manager: You can start tomorrow

Next day

Manager: how many customers bought something from you today??

Jk: one

Manager: JUST ONE!?!? HOW TF ITS USUALLY 20 TO 30!! How much did you receive??

Jk: 165, 000 I'm rich

Manager: WTF DID U SELL??

Flashback

Jk: Welcome- Jimin??

Jimin: YESSS

Jk: what do you want

Jimin: a jam jar

Jk: you can get there from somewhere else of go fishing

Jimin: ok I'll go fishing

Jk: *sells a small, medium and big fish hook* where will you go fishing??

Jimin: down the coast

Jk: you'll need a boat

At the boat department

Owner: what do you need??

Jk: A Chris craft

Owner: ok, I'm afraid I'll break it so you take it by yourself

Jk: *sells it to Jimin*

Jimin: I don't think my Honda Civic would pull it

At the automotive department

Jk: can I have a 4×4 Expedition!!

Owner: bwi don't know, bwi go home *teleports*

Jk: *sells a 4×4 Expedition to Jimin*

End of flashback

Manager: YOU SOLD HIM A BOAT AND TRUCK???

Jk: I needed money ok




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