Manager: Do you have any sales experience??
Jk: very little
Manager: You can start tomorrow
Next day
Manager: how many customers bought something from you today??
Jk: one
Manager: JUST ONE!?!? HOW TF ITS USUALLY 20 TO 30!! How much did you receive??
Jk: 165, 000 I'm rich
Manager: WTF DID U SELL??
Flashback
Jk: Welcome- Jimin??
Jimin: YESSS
Jk: what do you want
Jimin: a jam jar
Jk: you can get there from somewhere else of go fishing
Jimin: ok I'll go fishing
Jk: *sells a small, medium and big fish hook* where will you go fishing??
Jimin: down the coast
Jk: you'll need a boat
At the boat department
Owner: what do you need??
Jk: A Chris craft
Owner: ok, I'm afraid I'll break it so you take it by yourself
Jk: *sells it to Jimin*
Jimin: I don't think my Honda Civic would pull it
At the automotive department
Jk: can I have a 4×4 Expedition!!
Owner: bwi don't know, bwi go home *teleports*
Jk: *sells a 4×4 Expedition to Jimin*
End of flashback
Manager: YOU SOLD HIM A BOAT AND TRUCK???
Jk: I needed money ok
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