Tae: *searching for Gucci shoes*
Jimin: did u lose tannie again?
Tae: that wasn't me, it was namjoon hyung and NOO
Jimin: then what??
Tae: Mahhh Gucci shoooooooeeeesssss
Jimin: *monotone* oh no, where are they??
Suga: Hey, only I can speak like dat!!
Jimin: oops
Jk: *from a distance* dun dun DUNNN
Tae: You know I can see you behind the couch right??
Jk: um...Pfft, of course I did
Tae: anyways, WHERE THE HELL IS MY SHOOOEEESSS
Jk: the sealing??
Tae: *looks up* maybe..
Jin: OH TAE, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE THE NEXT VERSION OF CINDERELLA, BESIDES YOU WERE SNOW WHITE ONCE UPON A TIME!!! Now if you excuse me, I need to finish eating my pasta.
Jimin: you took a sample of my pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa (its a bad lip reading of bts)
Jin: IT WAS UR FAULT!!
Jimin: its a song and when the f did I do that??
Jin: t or d?? Remember??
Jimin: crap
Tae: did u see my shoes?? Did u see my shoes??
Jk: *sings along*Maybe tannie peed on ur shoes (it reminds me of the chap "poems by yeontan")
Tae: he wouldn't
Hobi: he might
Tae: I don't think so
Namjoon: *laughing*
Hobi: Hey, its not funny
Namjoon: oh, its very funny
Suga: *throws a pillow but misses and hits jin's bowl causing it to spill*
Jin: MAH FOOOOOOOOD!!!
Suga: swaeg
Tae: I like ur shoes namjoon hyung
Namjoon: aww than-
Tae: but I like mine better
Namjoon: *sigh*
Tae: why were you laughing??
Namjoon: if I say it you gotta give me 10 dollars
Suga: 3
Tae: Yeah, 3
Namjoon: ok, your shoes are are
Tae: are what??
Namjoon: on ur feet, now pay up
Hobi: y, you're gonna tear it anyways
Namjoon: ...
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