Taetae: Yoongi taught me angles :3
Junghead: oh did he?
Seokie: this whole fucking chat is just a fap chatSeokie changed chat name to "Fap Chat"
Taetae: look
Taetae:Junghead: is that-
Taetae: yes, it was a stressful day at work and I went to his to unwind
Mymymy: He always does this. The company is tolerable until he wanted to play dress up
Mymymy: He also tried seducing me
Mymymy: as usual
Mymymy:Junghead: oh fuck
Nammie: please stop giving me boners in public
Seokie: please continue giving me boners in public
Mymymy: NUT
Genie: so did he play dress up or what 👀
Taetae: I forgot you like cross dressing
Taetae: lucky for you, I did
Mymymy: He stretched my clothes but he's lucky I can shrink them
Mymymy:Junghead: OH FUCK
Nammie: I-is that Tae?
Taetae: Yeah!! I used his skirt!! We used a safety pin since we couldn't zip it...
Pillow.Prince: Awhh Tae!! You look cute
Junghead: c u t e
Genie: 🤤🤤🤤
Taetae:Nammie: sit on my face. Let me squish ur thighs. Holy fuck.
Seokie: now ur just giving yourself the boner.
Junghead: your nails
Tee Tae: press ons
Nammie: I need them a r o u n d my dick
Seokie: I-
Genie: 😔 I'm your boss
Taetae: you own the fucking flower shop, Hyung. No ones gonna say shit. You own the establishment.
Genie: you're right... Then, I second what Namjoon said.
Mymymy: for record, he let me touch him thigh to help him put on the garter- his thighs are pillows. They're fucking great. Even I was shocked.
Taetae: he kissed one uwu
Junghead: 😭😭😭 I wanna kiss them why do I love so far away
Taetae: I'll visit you next weekend! I saved money so I can get a hotel.
Junghead: oh, Hyungie... you don't have to. :(
Nammie: where are you from?
Junghead: Busan. It's a good bit away from seoul. I live with my parents, and they don't approve of internet friends.
Nammie: uhhh, I cant drive. BUT, I can get someone to drive me to your place, pick you up and take you Tae's?
Junghead: I can take a train but idk what I would say to my parents.
Nammie: historical museum down here for a project for college, buddy.
Junghead: I'm not in college. I literally work at a music studio.
Nammie: you need to turn in something to the main company out here. An errand.
Junghead: you're a fucking genius!!
Taetae: wishing those educated eyes were between my thighs
Nammie: I hope you know this is why I can't look you in the eyes anymore
Taetae: I thought it was cause you pop boners way too easily
Seokie: AHAHAHAHAHAH DAMN
Genie: HE REALLY DOES
Mymymy: he'll look you in the eyes and be h a r d in .839271 seconds.
Nammie: stop :(
Taetae: it's ok, I'll help you out 🤤
Nammie : s t o p : (
Taetae: what kind of dick do you have
Taetae: mine is classified as cucumber :3 uwu
Seokie: what?
Mymymy: thick girth, longer than average, a little veiny. Those are usually pretty.
Genie: I can't look at him again.
Taetae: I'm on my way to my shirt at the flower shop???
Genie: don't come in the main office
Seokie: he's hittin the stump
Junghead: 👀👀👀👀👀
Nammie: 👀👀👀
Mymymy: 👀👀👀
Genie: am not
Mymymy: send proof
Genie: what am I going to send??? My lap with no dick out?
Nammie: yes
Genie: I'm not jerking off, but I'll give u material
Genie:Genie:
Nammie: SMOTHER ME IN UR CROTCH
Mymymy: ^
Junghead: ... why hasn't taetae responded? He would have loved this
Seokie: oh damn. Why is this chat always sending nsfw pics
Mymymy: it's funny cuz he's at work taking these pics
Nammie: I've never sucked dick but that's about to change
Seokie: 😔 oh boi
Mymymy: feast
pillow.prince: why did I just see Tae running like a maniac to work?? He's not late...
Mymymy: scroll up
Genie: HE BURSTED THE DOOR OPEN AND YELLED SAW ME WITH MY PANTS ON AND SAYS "so... No head?" AND THEN HITS MY WATERBOTTLE OFF MY DESK AND L E A V E S
Junghead: omg Tae
Nammie: I don't blame him
Mymymy: he's u p s e t
Junghead: I can't stop laughing lmaoooo
Pillow.prince: give 👏him 👏 what 👏 he 👏 deserves 👏
Genie: I'm not letting him give me head under the table
Nammie: no one said shit about him behingnunder the table
Mymymy: exposed
Seokie: kinky
Taetae: let me give you head under the table.
Genie: no, Tae. You have work to do and so do I.
Taetae: okay :(
Mymymy: oh look, you've made him sad
Taetae: so sad
Mymymy: it's okay, you can come over and play dress up again
Taetae: ... will you give me thigh kisses again?
Mymymy: maybe
Taetae: awhhh 💖 I'll be there after work
Nammie: you just wanna see him strut around in your clothes
Mymymy: I'll admit it, he's enchanting
Junghead: send pics
Seokie: send pics
Genie: send pics
Pillow.prince: send pics
Nammie: send pics
YOU ARE READING
Yes.
FanfictionBts texting crackfic Taehyung adds all the guys he has a crush on in one chat. -poly -nsfw -crossdressing