Nammie: I need to move
Genie: why is that?
Mymymy: his neighbors won't shut up
Bbjiminie: oh yeah, that's a problem here in the dorms
Mymymy: we're on video chat and my boy is shoving his third pair of ear thingys in
Seokie: ear thingys?
Bbjiminie: I think he means ear plugs
Mymymy: idk why I didn't just r e m e m b e r what they're called. They're literally what its names.
Nammie: manslaughter
Genie: no
Seokie: jails scare me, please don't kill ur neighbors
Nammie: I MEANT LIKE IT IS WHAT ITS NAMED
Bbjiminie: oh, I was omw to help hide the bodies
Mymymy: ur loyalty turns me on
Bbjiminie: you turn me on ☺️
Nammie: Yoongi vs. Jimin. Who tops? Who bottoms?
Mymymy: Jimin tops
Seokie: a soft dom
Genie: that's a lie
Seokie: shhhh let him surprise Namjoon 😳
PrinceJK: work sucks ass
Tae: I'd say same but my boss is in the same chat
Genie: work sucks ass
Tae: same
Genie: I'll fire you, watch your mouth.
Tae: I-... you said it first
Genie: don't make me take down ur employee of the month picture
Seokie: Tae literally scotch taped his picture over Eunwoo's picture for employee of the month
Genie: and??? I play favorites. I'll leave it up there till he's no longer my favorite.
Nammie: what's up with you hiring a bunch of pretty boys in ur shop?
Tae: thanks Hyung
Nammie: 😘😘😘
Genie: I like pretty boys, and so do the public. Tae, Eunwoo, Jisung and Wonwoo is the strongest team you'll ever get. Tae has boyish charm with a dangerous glint with a hidden story. Eunwoo is the gentleman who everyone fauns over but is secretly a dick. Jisung is the baby boy of the group, 19 and just in college, confused and Abby faced- naive. Then there's Wonwoo, the dark mysterious boy who has an extreme soft side and drinks coffee n reads on his break in the garden out back.
Genie: then me. The insanely gorgeous owner of the flower shop, that's off limits but never says why.
Genie: the moment you walk in, it's like you're in your own little drama.
Tae: a fucking genius
Mymymy: that's... wow. He really did plan this out.
Bbjiminie: hey... did you guys notice that Jungkook hasn't texted back since that one comment?
Tae: Yeah, im Omw to pick him up. He's gonna work in the employee room.
Genie: I was not notified
Genie: Tae, u didn't even sIGN OUT
Tae: 🤭🤭🤭
Mymymy: he really left and wanted to be paid for it
Tae: I NEED MONEY HYUNG DONT TAKE AWAY MONEY
Genie: ur lucky I play favorites
Nammie: I'm free, who wants some fraps
Seokie: did u hey nervous and mess up ur order again
Nammie: yes 😔
Tae: what did u do this time
Nammie: I said 1 grande and he said 8 grande and I didn't have the guts to correct him
Genie: e-eight
Nammie: who wants a frappe?!
Tae: 🙋♂️
Seokie: 🙋♂️
Genie: 🙋♂️
Mymymy: 🙋♂️
Bbjiminie: 🙋♂️
PrinceJK: ...🙋♂️
Nammie: On my way!
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FanficBts texting crackfic Taehyung adds all the guys he has a crush on in one chat. -poly -nsfw -crossdressing