Mymymy: y'all ever seen Tae live life in a skirt while Live Quiet by Jeremy Zucker plays in the background?
Taetae: it would be better if you didn't smoke
Mymymy: it was half a cig. It's not even a real cigarette. It's literally filled with herbs and flowers.
Seokie: ???
Mymymy: it's to help you stop smoking
Seokie: ohhh 💕 u can do it!!!
Mymymy: thanks Seokie 🥰🥰 I can only smoke half of them now since Tae broke all my a c t u a l cigs in half.
Taetae: and I bought you those cigs. Hyungie, you need your lungs if imma be suckin you off
Seokie: I choked
Taetae: 😉😉😉
Mymymy: i can't take you seriously when ur on my couch, dressed the way you are
Taetae: then how about I take you
Mymymy: DONT SCOOT CLOSER
Mymymy: HES SCOOTING CLOSER
Seokie: ... why not say it out loud and not in the chat?
Mymymy: I did that too but he just giggles and gets closer
Taetae: GUESS WHOS IN MY LAP
Taetae:Taetae: LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS
Junghead: hey guys! I see another photo shoot is appearing? 👀
Taetae: me and Yoongi Hyung dressed up and took pics!! He said he's going to post the ones of us bc when fans get jealous and he gets more views and comments
Mymymy: 🤷🏻♀️
Junghead: that's a good technique 🤔 Yoongi! Let's dress up together when I'm at Tae's!
Mymymy: I'm in
Seokie: I'm home :3 send those pics!
Junghead: ... why does it matter if you're home?
Seokie: so I don't end up like Namjoon.
Taetae: he's usually in the library at this time eheheh let's send pics
Taetae:Seokie: oh fuck, look at ur cute lil ass
Taetae:
YOU ARE READING
Yes.
FanfictionBts texting crackfic Taehyung adds all the guys he has a crush on in one chat. -poly -nsfw -crossdressing