Yes.

27

"I'm not you're friend anymore."

"Jungkook, baby. Please, eat."

"You're not my friend anymore."

"Jungkook, listen to your Jin Hyung."

"Because you touched my penis." Insert weird robot dance. "My penis."

"This is weird, isn't he supposed to be like six?" Jin looks at Hoseok who nods, half asleep. They were both trying to feed Jungkook who simply refused the rotisserie chicken and potato wedges.

"Yeah. Meaning, monkey see and monkey do. He doesn't really know know what it means but it was funny because six year old boys think dick jokes are funny."

"YOU SAID A BAD WORD!" Jungkook screeches, eyes wide and and amazed. He leans in closer to Hobi and whispers, "Can I say it?"

"No, Jungkook-"

"DICK!"

"Jeon Jungkook, if you disobey my one more time, I'll set you back in the room and have a conversation with you. Do you want that?" Hoseok asks sternly, his eyes warning Jungkook.

"Shouldn't we like... make a no cussing rule?"

"You don't think I already made one?"

"He cusses non-stop."

"You get him to stop."

"I'm not gonna stop." Jungkook decides, his head turning dramatically looking between the two.

"Yes, you are." Jin says and Jungkook puckers his lip in distaste.

"Big Kookie says fuck and shit and ass and bitch and-"

"BUT!" Hoseok cuts in," Little Kookie doesn't, right?"

"Little Kookie... I'm little kookie." He says slowly, pointing to himself, "and I cuss."

"No, you don't." Jin shakes his head, trying to help out Hoseok.

"Bitch!"

"Jungkook!" Hoseok seethes, steam coming out of his ears. "If I hear one more fucking bad word out of your mouth, I'm gonna have your ass over my knee."

"But... I don't want spankies!" He fights back, eyes glossing over with tears and fists by his side.

"Then, I suggest you eat your food and we all sit down to watch a show after lunch." He suggests the easiest way out, but of course Jungkook doesn't do easy.

"No, you cunt fuck!"

"Corner."

That one word makes Jungkook still. He shakes with furry and impending sadness.

"B-but, Kookie hates the corner!"

"Sweetie." Hoseok exasperated, rubbing his face with his hands before lugging the heavy man on his lap.

"You have to listen to us, alright? We're just trying to take car of you..." He sighs and lays his cheek on his shoulder. "I'm sorry I yelled at you and I'm sorry I cussed. It wasn't right of me to do that."

Hoseok genuinely felt sorry. The moment he let his anger slip, he knew he messed up. He usually wasn't this high strung with little Kook but, he guesses stress is getting to him too. He simply snapped.

"Oh... It okay, Daddy can sit in the corner with me." He says softly. He kisses the top of Hoseok's head, feeling bad that he cussed too and made a big deal out of it. He got up and waddled to the couch to grab two pillows and he sat them next to each other by the wall.

Jin watches with fondness and curiosity as Hoseok sits next to Jungkook, silently facing the wall. He bites back a smile as Jungkook lays his hand between them and Hoseok automatically takes it into his own.

Jin takes out his phone and takes a picture of the scene before checking the group chat.

Tae: so then I told him to get out of the store

Godlike: you did what?

Tae: in my defense Hyung

Tae: He was letting his rat dog eat the flowers and refused to buy the damaged ones!

Godlike: cook his dog

Nammie: NO!

Mymymy:how's Kook?

Godlike: you'd never guess what he called Hobi to his face

Tae:... what?

Godlike: lmao grant me rights

Tae gave 'Godlike' tights to chat!
Godlike changed 'Seokie' name to 'Cunt fuck'

Mymymy: IM SCREAMING IN THE CORNER STORE HE DID NOOOTTT

Godlike: THEYRE SO WILD HERE

Tae: JUNGKOOOOKKKK WHY DID HE SAY YTHAT and please pick Kookie up his milk and can u grab me some ramen?? The one I like pls baby boy? I'll reward you

Mymymy: so do u want my ass on a platter beside the ramen or??

Nammie: w I l d

Godlike: HOBI TOLD HIM TO STOP CUSSING N HE CALLED HIM A CUNT FUCK I-

Godlike: I, too, would like ur ass on a platter

Mymymy: done and done!

Nammie: does your ass come with seasoning?

Mymymy: why don't you come over and find out? Lesson pt 2

Tae: Nice. U can practice eating ass!

Nammie: what if I suck

Mymymy: then I'll moan

Godlike: I see what he did there

Tae: you'll be fine Joonie Hyung! Yoongi Hyung is very vocal about what he wants. It might be a little awkward at first, but he'll walk you through it. Plus, just think about when I ate ur ass. What did you like? Try that.

Nammie: Tae

Nammie: you wanna go out to dinner this week?

Tae: Yeah! Let's go

Mymymy: lets go on a group date this weekend!! We haven't been on one in forever.

Godlike: I'm down, I'd love to have all my babies 🥺🥺 let's do a sleepover at my place?

Nammie: I'm good with that

Tae: me too! Kook doesn't have work so I think he's fine with that too.

Godlike: I'll ask hobi later

Godlike: GTG JUNGKOOK BUT ONE OF THE HAMSTER PUPS IN HIS MOUTH

Nammie: Wild