Tae: h-he asserted dominance
Mymymy: IM SCARED and slightly turned on
Seokie: what?
Tae: he unplugged my phone to plug in his while keeping eye contact. I told him I was charging my phone and plugged mine back in AND HE TURNS OFF THE CIRCUT BREAKER
Nammie: sounds like he's just being a brat
PrinceJK: I'm not being a brat
Nammie: sounds like you are
Tae: he locked the bathroom
Bbjiminie: h-he did what?
Tae: he was in the bathroom. He locked the door. He slipped out of the bathroom window. And walked back in.
Genie: get the key??!
Mymymy: HE HAD 67 KEYS IN ONE DRAWER AND DOESNT KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM KEY IS
Tae: stop yelling :(
Genie: why tf do U have 67 keys
Tae: I collect them, stop key shaming me 😤😤
PrinceJK: look at them
PrinceJK:
PrinceJK: shame him
Tae: Jeon Jungkook you're going to find the key or find a way to fucking unlock that bathroom door
PrinceJK: no
Nammie: Jungkook....
PrinceJK: no. I'm not.
Tae: yes. You are.
Mymymy: Jungkook locked himself in the bedroom
Tae: which is fine because I'm spending the night at ur place
Genie: what about Kook!?
PrinceJK; they can leave
Tae: I fucking am
YOU ARE READING
Yes.
FanfictionBts texting crackfic Taehyung adds all the guys he has a crush on in one chat. -poly -nsfw -crossdressing