Tae: what am I going to wear to our date?
Nammie: your glasses please I love you in your glasses
Tae: In only my glasses 😌
Cuntfuck: please change my name now
Godlike: nah
PrinceJK: I can't believe little Kook did that I'm so sorry
Cuntfuck: it's okay sweetie
Cuntfuck: you didn't know what was really happening soooo
Tae: I'm scared of the fucking monster under my bed
Mymymy: ???
Bbjiminie: why I like mine
Tae: it's gonna eat my foot if I hang it off the edge
Mymymy: might just come over and hang my ass over the edge of ur bed
Godlike: LMAOOOOOOO
Nammie: can we please bring back the fact Jimin said he l I k e d his m o n s t e r
Cuntfuck: that's bcs Jimin's fave past time is getting his ass eaten too
Mymymy: perhaps me and Jimin should eat each other's ass
Bbjiminie: I strongly agree to this
Mymymy: and they say two bottoms don't work out
Bbjiminie: they obviously haven't seen us 😌✨
Tae: Yoongi is a switch
Godlike: he's a w h a t
Tae: you don't know sex till Yoongi has topped you in his pretty pink skirts when you come home from work
Mymymy: what can I say, I love a man in uniform
Godlike: I literally only require them to wear black pants and a white shirt and half the time Tae doesn't even fucking wear a white shirt and when he does, it's stained
Tae: keeping them white is hard :(
Mymymy: poor baby, I'll help you do laundry
Nammie: this is real love
Bbjiminie: I need to do laundry too :(
PrinceJK: me too :(
Cunt fuck: omg let's have a cleaning date!!! We all just go to each other's apartments and help clean!
Tae: I wouldn't mind that
Nammie; sounds good
Bbjiminie; how domestic ☺️ I love it
PrinceJK: I hate cleaning but if it's with you guys... then maybe I won't hate it as much 👉👈
Godlike: CLEAN for a date? Y'all are boring. Let's do it.
Mymymy: sometimes I feel like slapping Jin
Godlike: Jin HYUNG
Mymymy: a hard slap to the dick
Nammie: is that still considered dick slap?
Tae: slap a dick™️
Bbjiminie: it's like a jack in the box but with a dick and you slap it
Godlike: if a dick is popping up like that then I have other things for it to do rather than me slap it
Nammie: oh
Tae: he broke
Mymymy: I love you guys ehehhe
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FanfictionBts texting crackfic Taehyung adds all the guys he has a crush on in one chat. -poly -nsfw -crossdressing