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Tae: what am I going to wear to our date?

Nammie: your glasses please I love you in your glasses

Tae: In only my glasses 😌

Cuntfuck: please change my name now

Godlike: nah

PrinceJK: I can't believe little Kook did that I'm so sorry

Cuntfuck: it's okay sweetie

Cuntfuck: you didn't know what was really happening soooo

Tae: I'm scared of the fucking monster under my bed

Mymymy: ???

Bbjiminie: why I like mine

Tae: it's gonna eat my foot if I hang it off the edge

Mymymy: might just come over and hang my ass over the edge of ur bed

Godlike: LMAOOOOOOO

Nammie: can we please bring back the fact Jimin said he l I k e d his m o n s t e r

Cuntfuck: that's bcs Jimin's fave past time is getting his ass eaten too

Mymymy: perhaps me and Jimin should eat each other's ass

Bbjiminie: I strongly agree to this

Mymymy: and they say two bottoms don't work out

Bbjiminie: they obviously haven't seen us 😌✨

Tae: Yoongi is a switch

Godlike: he's a w h a t

Tae: you don't know sex till Yoongi has topped you in his pretty pink skirts when you come home from work

Mymymy: what can I say, I love a man in uniform

Godlike: I literally only require them to wear black pants and a white shirt and half the time Tae doesn't even fucking wear a white shirt and when he does, it's stained

Tae: keeping them white is hard :(

Mymymy: poor baby, I'll help you do laundry

Nammie: this is real love

Bbjiminie: I need to do laundry too :(

PrinceJK: me too :(

Cunt fuck: omg let's have a cleaning date!!! We all just go to each other's apartments and help clean!

Tae: I wouldn't mind that

Nammie; sounds good

Bbjiminie; how domestic ☺️ I love it

PrinceJK: I hate cleaning but if it's with you guys... then maybe I won't hate it as much 👉👈

Godlike: CLEAN for a date? Y'all are boring. Let's do it.

Mymymy: sometimes I feel like slapping Jin

Godlike: Jin HYUNG

Mymymy: a hard slap to the dick

Nammie: is that still considered dick slap?

Tae: slap a dick™️

Bbjiminie: it's like a jack in the box but with a dick and you slap it

Godlike: if a dick is popping up like that then I have other things for it to do rather than me slap it

Nammie: oh

Tae: he broke

Mymymy: I love you guys ehehhe

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