Nammie: alright so...
Genie: arent u in the shower
Nammie: yes, but uh- jungkookie? Choopie is a boy, right?
PrinceJK: yes...?
Nammie: then those are some very alive shits
Tae: WHAT
Nammie: please take miss Choopie out of here and he babies.
Mymymy: they're so small and ugly.
Seokie: that's not nice
Genie: just trying to enjoy my cake and Jungkook comes into the kitchen crying that he's a grandmother
Tae: I'm a grandfather
Mymymy: I am a grand partner
PrinceJK: anybody want a baby hamster
Mymymy: I'll take one
Seokie: me too
PrinceJK: thanks guys 😔✊
Genie: I just realized that if Namjoon can't drive, then why did he pick up Jungkook?
Nammie: i got my license last week, you literally drove me there
Genie: oh shit I forgot
Nammie: you brought me flowers
Genie: I forgot
Nammie:... Tae, I'm trying to get changed by Yoongi won't leave the bedroom
Tae: he likes watching people change
Mymymy: drop the towel, Namjoon
Nammie: h-help
Tae: pls let namjoon Hyung dress in peace
Mymymy: Jungkookie let me watch
Tae: jungkookie gave consent. Now, come here my love. Come pick out your hamster.
Mymymy: omw
Bbjiminie: GIUS
Seokie: DONT
Bbjiminie: I WAS CUDDLING HYUNG AND I STUCK MY BUTT OUT A LITTLE AND I PUSHED ON HIS TUMMY N HE F A R T E D
Seokie: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE
Genie: eye-
Seokie: IM A BIT GASSY LEAVE ME BE
Nammie:he gets gassy when he's nervous
Bbjiminie: AWH DO I MAKE YOU NERVOUS?!
Mymymy: I'm watching them makeout now
Tae: me too
PrinceJK: me too
Nammie: I OPENED THE WRONG DRAWER AHHHHHH
PrinceJK: he found /the/ drawer
Nammie: Why do you keep these in here??? And your shirts on your bedside table??? Like, that's the opposite of where they go?
Tae: how do u kno? Do u have some?
Nammie: Tae
Tae: namjoon hyung
Genie: seokJin
Mymymy: why tf did u capitalize The J and not the S
Genie: why did you capitalize the T in the and now the W is why?
Mymymy: touché
Nammie: IT WONT STOP BUZZING TAE COME HELP
Tae: WHY R U TOUCHING
Nammie: I WSS CURIOUS
Mymymy: what kinds does he have
PrinceJK: a lot
Mymymy: 👀👀 I'll do help too
YOU ARE READING
Yes.
FanfictionBts texting crackfic Taehyung adds all the guys he has a crush on in one chat. -poly -nsfw -crossdressing
