Nammie: Taehyung s on my lap crying
Mymymy: bad timing but it's turning me on
Junghead: 1. Why is my baby crying?
Junghead: 2. Hes on ur lap uwu
Nammie: we're watching Matilda and he's crying because the teacher is so nice
Pillow.prince: alright but no one gonna talk about how she plainly says that her family hates her and they put suicide in the children's movie??
Nammie: they put realistic things behind a kind teacher?
Pillow.prince: or maybe she was fucking with her mind. It's obvious that the movie is made according to children's point of view. The principle was possibly just a strict, mean looking woman while the teacher took advantage to their fears and made little kids believe she was a good person. Some one to look up to them by tearing the people around them down.
Mymymy:what's the theory behind the family?
Pillow.prince: I'll tell you when I come up with it
Nammie: I think he's finally tiring himself out.
Mymymy: FYI, joon whispered to a sleeping Tae asking if he was asleep. Tae screamed "SIKE"
Mymymy:Seokie: that's so cute 😭😭😭 I can't wait for Saturday
Genie: mY HEART
Pillow.prince: what If Matilda's parents were just low-income parents and she, being a child who didn't understand, believed she deserved more. She looked at them lowly.
Seokie: we still on this?-2 am-
Taetae: namjoons sleepings
Mymymy: can u stop tapping my wall? Our bedrooms are against each other
Taetae: Sorry heh
Taetae: do u ever realize that ants can live up to 29 years??? Like, imagine killing an ant and it's older than you
Junghead: Tae: imma Kill this ant
Junghead: ant: respect ur elders
Taetae: lmao the ants Jin
Mymymy: y'all annoying 😂😂
Genie: why should mermaid wear condoms?
Junghead: ... why?
Genie: so that they don't get clam-mydia AHAHAHAH
Taetae: YALL HEAD ABOUT THAT ONE DUDE WHO GOT HOSPITALIZED FOR PUTTING HISNDICK IN A CLAM
Mymymy: did he get clam-mydia?
Taetae: no, but he was exposed to a large quantity of arsenic and had an allergic reaction
Genie: why did he even do that in the first place
Taetae: he said it was a prank to impress his friends
Genie: does he not understand that a clam is an animal??? He's gonna impress his friends by fucking an animal??
Taetae: IKR I almost threw uP READING IT
Mymymy: hey, Tae
Taetae: yes?
Mymymy: you know those flowers you said I could have earlier
Taetae: Yeah?
Mymymy:Taetae: shit
Taetae: baby, you look delicious
Genie: imagine using the harness to tug u closer f u c k
Junghead: not saying I want us to fuck while we both wear our skirts and cross dress stuff but that's exactly what I'm saying
Taetae: I would LOVE to see that
Genie: imma nut
Mymymy: riding you in a skirt 👀
Junghead: nothing but a tear in my panties and through my nets
Mymymy: oh yes baby
Taetae: pls- I'm going to wake namjoon
Genie: wait Tae no-
Taetae: imma suck him dick
Genie: he gets grumpy when u wake him-
Taetae: imma suck him dry rIGHT NOW HES IN BOXERS AND A BLACK T SHIRT IMMA JUST-
Junghead: tell me how it goes cuz Namjoon is such top material I want him to fuck my mouth
Mymymy: I- hm yes
Mymymy: personally, I wanna Jiminie to suck me off and then he can fuck me but you didn't hear it from me
Genie: 👀 I like everybody here. Ur all my boyfriends.
Mymymy: hop off my dick 🖕I asked for flowers and u said no
Genie: you wanted free flowers, I ain't made of money
Mymymy: Tae gave me flowers
Genie: he bought them himself a few days ago???
Junghead: so like I want flowers too
Mymymy: dont ask Jin for them
Genie: y o o n g I
Mymymy: 😔
Taetae: INSAW HIS DICK BUT HE PUSHED ME OFF
Junghead: was his bde true?
Taetae: YES
Mymymy: eye-
Genie: b I g d I c k e n e r g y
Taetae: now he wants to have a serious talk 😔 gtg
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FanfictionBts texting crackfic Taehyung adds all the guys he has a crush on in one chat. -poly -nsfw -crossdressing