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Mymymy: I was reading erotica
Nammie: that's so hot
Mymymy: reading erotica?
Nammie: reading
Mymymy: uuuuuhhhhhhhh okay
Mymymy: anyways-
Mymymy: I'm the book, they just went ham on the bottom
Junghead; ouch
Mymymy: hi, my name is Yoongi and I'm here to bring awareness to a ripped asshole. The reality of not stretching and not enough lube: you're asshole will bleed because you ripped it.
Nammie: go on, I'm taking notes
Genie: did you not know?
Nammie: I've never had sex with a guy
Taetae: once again, I'm sorry I didn't know you were a virgin
Junghead: like a full virgin
Nammie: ... yes
Pillow.Prince: OH HYUNG THATS SO CUTE
Nammie: can you please continue Yoongi?
Mymymy: oh yeah
Mymymy: just because you use lube, doesn't mean you won't rip. It just makes the ripping faster and less drag. Going in dry and taut means ripping and blood
Genie: sounds like you know from experience
Seokie: RIP Yoongi hyung's ass 😔✊
Taetae: I'll make sure to stretch you Hyung! I'll use a lot of lube so that you're comfortable! Lots of kisses and praise
Junghead: I want it to bE FRIDAY SO THAT I CAN COME OVER ALREADY
Mymymy: I uwu until I realized y'all are gonna have sex.
Junghead: you're invited
Taetae: ^
Mymymy: no thanks I'm not I'm a rush to get into threesomes
Seokie: hey, it's gonna me windy Saturday. Make sure you guys wear jackets okay?
Pillow.prince: so caring 💕
Genie: yeah cuz I ain't letting any of you shit holes borrow my jacket
Nammie: we are going on a date with these crackheads
Mymymy: shut up, Virgin. You're excited.
Nammie: I'm 😔

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