The Strongest Servant (DBZ x Fate)

Two Oni's and Drinking

Gogeta "Ahhh Crap..."

I turned around to see Shuten give me an unsatisfying glare.

Shuten "Thy is not pleased by what thou hast spoken about thy alcohol."

Gogeta "Look, you see...uhh..."

Shuten "Hm? Thy is looking, by thy does not see anything."

This isn't good, who knows what she would do if she gets her hands on me?! I could call Kintoki for a distraction, but that would be a scumbag move. I could call Raikou...NO!! Who knows what type of crucifying she would put her through.

Shuten "Fufufu... Joke, it's a joke!"

I let out a sigh and scratched my head.

Gogeta "Whew you had me scared there! I thought you were actually upset!"

Shuten "Fufufu, If thou was upset then thou would bully Ibaraki."

Gogeta "Kinda creepy that you can say that with that smile of yours."

Shuten "Hm? What does thy spew? I do this cause she is to submissive, and it is fun to see her cry Fufufu!"

Gogeta "Speaking Of Ibaraki isn't that her tip toeing away?"

I then point behind her and Shuten turns around to see Ibaraki and She calls out to her, then she stops in her tracks.

Shuten "Ibaraki dear, where art thou going?"

Ibaraki "Uhhh...I...um...Wanted to...Find Master, Yes!"

Shuten "Ibaraki thou wouldn't lie to a friend, correct?"

Ibaraki "I-I-I w-would never!"

Shuten "Great, cause thou seem stressed, thou need to relax, care for a drink?"

Ibaraki "N-no Thanks...I...um..."

Shuten "Huh? Don't tell me...my wine isn't good for you?"

Ibaraki "I-I never said that!"

Shuten "Then you wouldn't mind having a few drinks, right?"

Ibaraki "..."

Shuten then hands her a cup of wine and Ibaraki accepts it with tears in her eyes.

Ibaraki "Uuu..."

She then drinks from the cup while tears dropped from her face.

Gogeta "Push over."

Shuten "I know right! But that's what I like about Ibaraki. She is such a good girl. Now be sure to finish the entire thing."

As Ibaraki finished the glass, she was gasping for air.

Ibaraki "Washt happenin? Ish dat you Shuten?"

Shuten "Yes it is my friend. And friends help each other. So I need you to take care of that man over there."

Gogeta "Wha—!"

Shuten "He said that my drinks aren't good for him, and that really hurt my feelings. *Sniff*"

Ibaraki "You bashterd! You dare mayk Shuten cry and mock her drenks! I'll haf yer hed!"

Gogeta "Wait we're in Chaldea! We could damage something!"

Ibaraki "I dun Cayr! Dis ish for Shuten—!"

Shuten "Wait Ibaraki, we wouldn't want to upset Master, so we'll go to the simulation."

Ibaraki "Ehhh? Fyne! Ish onlee delay tha enevidible!"

She stumbles to her feet and wobbles her way to Shuten, who leads us to the Training Simulation. And as we enter Ibaraki then stumbled over her own foot and blamed me for it.