A Thick Girls Tale

40. Royal Highness

"I finally figured it out," exclaimed Josh.

"Well shit spit it out already. Damn," said Jackie. "Wanna keep us waiting and shit." I laughed at her cause she was really mad. Josh just mugged her.

"Keep on and I won't say shit," Josh said. She just rolled her eyes and continued drinking her water.

"That's what I thought. Anyways before I was so rudely interrupted," said Josh. "Apparently one of you is having twins and the other is having triplets." Stasi spit out the drink she was sipping on. I fucking love this family. They are killing me right now.

"You are lying like hell," said Jax.

"Yeah. What she said," said Ant.

"No. think about it. I have two pairs of twins already which equals four of ya'll big headed ass kids. 9-4=5 so that means one of ya'll has 2 the other has 3," said Josh.

"How do you even know when I didn't even know I was pregnant?" asked Ebony.

"Ebony. You are 4 1/2 weeks pregnant but didn't know it until now and Jackie is 7 1/2 weeks. You guys are procrastinators. Waiting all this time to find out," I said. "Tomorrow would be a good day to get a check up just to see if I'm actually right you know." They just looked at me.

"I'm not crazy," I said to everyone. "I just somehow knows these things. It's a gift and a curse sometimes. Trust me."

"I can't believe this. This shit is crazy," said Josh. "We gonna be best friends cause you know things." He winked at me and I laughed.

"Ya'll are hilarious," I said. "But ya'll are not gonna be using me for whatever ya'll want me to do. I am a human being."

"Whatever," said Josh. "I can do what I want cause I'm grown and you not." I just mugged him.

"You can mug me all you want but you not gonna fight me," Josh said. I just rolled my eyes and started laughing.

"I hope you're not having anymore kids Josh," I said.

"Yeah dad. No more?" asked Anthony.

"Who the hell you calling Josh little girl? You better call me dad or pops. Calling me by my first name. I will take off my belt," said Josh. I cracked up laughing cause he was so serious.

"I'm sorry but you are too funny," I said.

"Girl bye and to answer your question Ant I gotta have at least one more after this," he said.

"That would be 10 kids dad," said Jax.

"Sweetie that is nothing. When I was with your dad he always said he wanted a minimum of 10 kids. I see that number hasn't changed much huh," said Stasi.

"Nope. You know I'm a family man," said Josh.

"It couldn't be me," mumbled Ant.

"I know that's right," said Jax and I.

"Don't worry. When you guys find the right one, then you'll know," said Ebony.

"So last question Karma," said Jax.

"Wassup boo," I said.

"Which one is having twins and which one is having triplets?" she asked. Everyone stopped what they were doing to look at me. I looked at them right back.

"I'm not saying nothing else to ya'll. Make an appointment and ya'll will know in a couple more weeks," I told them.

"AWWWW come on!" exclaimed Ebony. "You can't not tell us."

"Yes I can because I'm not a doctor."

"That's just dirty sis," said Jax.

"I love ya'll two."

"I'm also just gonna take a wild guess and say that you know what the genders are too then huh?" asked Ant. I just smirked at him and did the sips tea motion with my hands.

"Nah. We gonna have to jump you now cause I really wanna know," said Stasi.

"I guess I'm getting jumped then," I said laughing.

"I'm bout to take off my belt," said Josh. All of us started laughing out loud when the waiter came back to see if everything was up to our liking.

"Yes. Everything was amazing," said Jackie. "Can we get the check and a couple of to-go boxes please?"

"Sure. No problem at all. I'll be back shortly," said the waiter.

"Thank you guys for dinner and for allowing me to stay with you guys once again. I promise to do my part," I said to everyone at the table.

"Girl if you say thank you one more time, I'm finna tell you about yourself," said Stasi.

"I was just about to say that," said Jax.

"Yeah. Me too. I like you and you are now officially apart of the family," said Josh.

"Well I am honored to be inducted into the family," I said.

"You're welcome," said Ant.

"Cocky bastard," I mumbled.

"Alright. Let's go cause ya'll are going to school in the morning," said Jackie. Josh left the tip since Stasi and Jackie wouldn't let he and Ebony pay. We got our leftovers and headed outside to the cars.

"Dinner at our house this week," said Ebony. "I'm making ribs too."

"Did somebody say ribs?" I asked sticking my head out the window.

"Hungry ass girl," said Josh laughing.

"What can I say? I love a good rib," I said back.

"This girl is gonna be something I tell you," said Ebony.

"You got that right," said Stasi.

"Did she tell you guys the whole thing about what happened with her family?" asked Josh.

"No. She told us the main part but we could tell it's still fresh for her so she didn't wanna talk about all of it. We'll give her some time," said Jackie.

"Yeah. She seems like a strong girl," said Ebony. "She's definitely a fighter. I can just tell."

"Yeah. She's gonna be a great addition," said Josh. "Anyways let's go home pregnant ladies." They loaded up the truck and headed back to the house. We made it back in 20 minutes. I was tired so I just went right into the house with the twins.

"We'll see ya'll on Sunday," said Eb.

"Alright babes. Goodnight and let us know when you guys get home," said Stasi.

"We will," said Josh. He waited until they were inside and he pulled off. Today was a long ass day I tell you. I'm looking forward to the road ahead with my new family.